PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gomer Pyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and He Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pyle kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Marines' Hymn. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Pyle
vs
Man

183 cm
23
182 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

185 cm
27
180 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gomer Pyle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, He Man!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pyle fails with a takedown attempt.
Man avoids the body shot from Pyle.
Pyle scores with a nice right hand.
Man tries to bum rush Pyle with a series of wild strikes but Pyle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pyle scores with a jab to the head.
Pyle scores with a sloppy right hand. Man should have avoided that one.
Pyle doesn't manage to clinch there - Man circles away.
Man avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pyle digs a good body shot into Man's ribs.
Man takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pyle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pyle looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man blocks a head kick by Pyle.
A lazy left from Man finds it's target.
Pyle tries to clinch up but Man circles away and keeps his distance.
Pyle lands a jab to the nose.
He Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pyle shoots in but Man avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Pyle tries to clinch up but Man circles away and keeps his distance.
Man avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pyle tries to clinch
and Man counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Pyle is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Pyle shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Man as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gomer Pyle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pyle tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Man swivels and escapes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pyle throws a jab when Man was well out of range.
Pyle tries to close the distance and clinch up but Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pyle scores with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pyle drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Man circles away from the clinch attempt.
Man avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pyle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Man defending well as Pyle loads up on a big left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pyle misses with a double jab.
Pyle staying out of range there.
Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pyle scores with a nice right hand.
Man scores with a kick to the midsection.
Pyle with a poor takedown

and Man counters with a head kick that drops Pyle to the mat! Pyle scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Pyle is rocked!
Pyle is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man drops Pyle with a straight right hand, right on the button! Man follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). He Man!