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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Spartacus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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222 lbs
15 - 8 - 0 |
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193 cm
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207 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mr Spartacus!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Spartacus moved away.
Spartacus goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spartacus.
Mr Spartacus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoidberg has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spartacus.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spartacus. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spartacus checks the leg kick nicely there.
No joy there for Spartacus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Zoidberg checks a leg kick.
Spartacus throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Zoidberg's waist but Zoidberg gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Spartacus off to one side.
Spartacus swats away the attempt to clinch by Zoidberg.
Spartacus throws a shot from downtown. Zoidberg moves away and avoids it.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spartacus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zoidberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spartacus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spartacus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Zoidberg, pushing him back against the cage.
Spartacus has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Spartacus has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Spartacus avoids the damage to the body.
Spartacus wants to stall.
Spartacus stalling against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Spartacus's face.
It looks like Mr Spartacus has been cut.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Spartacus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spartacus stalls.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Spartacus has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Spartacus stalling in the clinch but Zoidberg improves position.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spartacus avoids it.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Spartacus.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Spartacus misses with the head strike.
Spartacus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spartacus tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Spartacus is blocking nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Spartacus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spartacus content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Spartacus avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Spartacus's defenses.
That has opened up Mr Spartacus's cut even more.
Spartacus misses with the head strike.
Spartacus managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Spartacus blocks the elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Spartacus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zoidberg manages to avoid it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zoidberg lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spartacus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spartacus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spartacus. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spartacus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Spartacus.
Spartacus looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Spartacus is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Zoidberg rather than just go for the knockout.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Spartacus tries to score with a low kick but Zoidberg moves his leg out of the way.
Zoidberg misses with a head kick.
Spartacus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Spartacus strikes.
Spartacus walks forward, straight into a front kick from Zoidberg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg stuffs the takedown.
Spartacus fails with the takedown.
Spartacus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Zoidberg wants to clinch up but Spartacus keeps it at a distance.
Spartacus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spartacus takes a swing at Zoidberg's ribcage but misses.
Spartacus thows a body shot but no joy.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Spartacus down with leg kicks.
Zoidberg gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Spartacus tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Spartacus blocks it.
Spartacus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spartacus wants to stall.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Spartacus throws a head punch that misses.
Spartacus taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Spartacus's brow.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Spartacus blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spartacus managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
John Zoidberg has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Spartacus is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Spartacus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Spartacus.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Spartacus has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zoidberg blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Spartacus blocks with his arms.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spartacus takes a knee to the side of the body.
Spartacus throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Spartacus wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Spartacus misses with a punch to the body.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spartacus avoids it.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spartacus avoids it.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Spartacus.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Spartacus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Spartacus is looking to land body kicks.
Zoidberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spartacus.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Spartacus tries to score with a low kick but Zoidberg moves his leg out of the way.
Spartacus misses the shot to the body.
Spartacus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spartacus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Crunch! Zoidberg slams his shin into Spartacus's torso.
Zoidberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg scoring well with a low kick there.
Zoidberg doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Zoidberg wants to land a leg kick but Spartacus is out of range.
A jab from Spartacus finds it's way through Zoidberg's defenses.
Spartacus tries for a takedown but Zoidberg sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Zoidberg wants to clinch.
Spartacus tries to work over Zoidberg's front leg with a kick but Zoidberg checks it.
John Zoidberg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Spartacus steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spartacus throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Spartacus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Zoidberg walks into a stiff left hand from Spartacus.
Zoidberg defending well as Spartacus loads up on a big left hand.
Spartacus checks a leg kick.
Spartacus throws a series of punches but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Spartacus steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zoidberg. That one must have hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spartacus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Spartacus throws a lazy head kick
and Zoidberg counters with a thumping low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg scores with a spinning back kick!
Zoidberg explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Spartacus just misses with a punch to the body.
Spartacus throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Spartacus shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Spartacus wants to advance to full mount but Zoidberg doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Spartacus stopping the sweep attempt from Zoidberg.
Mr Spartacus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spartacus lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Spartacus with a flurry of punches that miss.
Spartacus landing with the ground and pound.
Spartacus has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Zoidberg wants to stand and escape but Spartacus is having none of it.
Spartacus in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spartacus pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Zoidberg is keeping the position for now.
Zoidberg is trying to control the position but Spartacus postures up.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mr Spartacus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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