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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Copeland (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Copeland has chosen Metalingus by Alter Bridge as his entrance music. Adam Copeland acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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240 lbs
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275 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Adam Copeland!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Copeland lands with a nice combination. The One Armed Man backs away looking to recover.
It looks like Joe The One Armed Man has been cut.
Copeland misses with a few strikes there.
Adam Copeland seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Copeland throws a right hand that The One Armed Man ducks under and follows up with a left that The One Armed Man also avoids with ease.
The One Armed Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
The One Armed Man has closed the distance and engaged Copeland in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The One Armed Man pushes off an throws an elbow but Copeland leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The One Armed Man looking for a takedown.
The One Armed Man with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man blocks a body shot from Copeland.
Copeland has had enough of the clinch but The One Armed Man keeps him there for the moment.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Copeland jumps guard but The One Armed Man stands there with Copeland around his waist. Copeland gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The One Armed Man takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Copeland is trying to force a seperation but The One Armed Man has the dominant position.
The One Armed Man lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Copeland or not.
Copeland wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from The One Armed Man.
Copeland lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Copeland has had enough of the clinch but The One Armed Man keeps him there for the moment.
Copeland wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Copeland is trying to push The One Armed Man away but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man crunches a lovely knee into Copeland's ribcage.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the body.
The One Armed Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The One Armed Man is leaning against Copeland and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Copeland is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Copeland is trying to break the clinch but The One Armed Man is controlling him.
Copeland wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage.
Copeland takes a knee right on the jaw!
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Copeland can't break the clinch.
The One Armed Man is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Copeland is trying to keep an underhook but The One Armed Man manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The One Armed Man wants to take a breather but Copeland is having none of it.
The One Armed Man throwing shots but Copeland is blocking nicely.
Copeland really doesn't want to stay on the ground with The One Armed Man. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The One Armed Man wants to lay and pray for a moment but Copeland keeps working.
The One Armed Man is working for a kimura but Copeland is defending it quite comfortably.
The One Armed Man working Copeland over with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is taking a breather. Copeland says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
The One Armed Man frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The One Armed Man thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
The One Armed Man controlling from mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man punishing his opponent with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe The One Armed Man's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
The One Armed Man does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Copeland misses with a few strikes there.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting The One Armed Man here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Copeland misses with a takedown attempt
and The One Armed Man counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Copeland will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The One Armed Man ducks under a wild hook from Copeland.
The One Armed Man moves into the clinch successfully.
Copeland tries to break free but The One Armed Man pushes him back against the cage.
The One Armed Man is struggling to control the position.
Copeland throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but The One Armed Man blocks it with crossed arms.
The One Armed Man works on Copeland's body with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The One Armed Man gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Copeland keeping moving, preventing The One Armed Man from controlling successfully.
The One Armed Man lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The One Armed Man engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The One Armed Man throwing strikes from guard but Copeland blocks nicely.
The One Armed Man is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Copeland keeping moving, preventing The One Armed Man from controlling successfully.
The One Armed Man trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The One Armed Man is pushing down on Copeland's leg trying to pass to half guard. Copeland is fighting to maintain full guard but The One Armed Man has managed to sneak the leg through.
Ground and pound from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The One Armed Man stops Copeland from getting back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Joe The One Armed Man overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The One Armed Man perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Copeland is looking to escape.
The One Armed Man is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The One Armed Man not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The One Armed Man passes the guard and advances to mount!
The One Armed Man punishing his opponent with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Copeland wants to control but The One Armed Man is having none of it.
The One Armed Man connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The One Armed Man with good strikes from the mount here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Copeland is bucking up trying to escape but The One Armed Man cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The One Armed Man takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe The One Armed Man dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joe The One Armed Man's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Copeland misses with a looping right.
The One Armed Man misses with a few strikes there.
Copeland swinging wildly here.
Copeland is looking to clinch but The One Armed Man is avoiding it.
Copeland lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The One Armed Man circles away quickly and effectively.
Copeland throws a left and a right that both miss
and The One Armed Man moves into the clinch.
The One Armed Man using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Copeland tries to break free but The One Armed Man pushes him back against the cage.
The One Armed Man scores with a nice hook to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for The One Armed Man.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Joe The One Armed Man has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body.
The One Armed Man with a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Copeland's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Copeland takes a knee right on the jaw!
Copeland gets underhooks to prevent The One Armed Man's takedown attempt.
A knee to the head by The One Armed Man.
Joe The One Armed Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Copeland is looking to break free of the clinch but The One Armed Man has double underhooks.
A right hook to the body lands for The One Armed Man.
A nice right hand lands inside from The One Armed Man.
Copeland wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The One Armed Man lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the body.
Copeland is trying to force a seperation but The One Armed Man has the dominant position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The One Armed Man stalls.
Copeland tries to circle away but The One Armed Man has him pinned against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Copeland wants to break the clinch but can't.
The One Armed Man tries a body shot but Copeland blocks it.
Copeland wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage.
Copeland is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Copeland is trying to force a seperation but The One Armed Man has the dominant position.
The One Armed Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Copeland can do to turn this around?
Copeland jumps guard but The One Armed Man stands there with Copeland around his waist. Copeland gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Copeland is trying to break the clinch but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage.
The One Armed Man wants a takedown.
Adam Copeland has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
Copeland is trying to force a seperation but The One Armed Man has the dominant position.
A body shot lands from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man stalling against the cage.
Copeland takes a knee to the side of the body.
The One Armed Man has Copeland pressed against the cage, preventing Copeland from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The One Armed Man has Copeland pressed against the cage, preventing Copeland from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A short right from The One Armed Man.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Copeland doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joe The One Armed Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The One Armed Man, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Suge Night scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Joe The One Armed Man wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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