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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dolly Parton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Paroni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parton comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Bill Paroni has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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179 lbs
21 - 12 - 2 |
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188 cm
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180 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dolly Parton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bill Paroni!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Felipe Paraventi and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parton bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Paroni is looking to regain half guard here but Parton keeps moving and retains side control.
Paroni is trying to control Parton's posture but Parton avoids it.
Paroni is looking for a sweep.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paroni is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Parton decides to stand back up.
Paroni fails in his attempt to clinch.
Parton changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Paroni tries to avoid it but Parton manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Paroni to the ground. Paroni escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Parton shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Parton showed some decent athleticism there.
Parton prevents Paroni from improving his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parton gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Parton.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paroni keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dolly Parton. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A big left from Parton misses.
Parton shoots in and drives through. Paroni sprawls well.
Dolly Parton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parton will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Paroni stuffs the takedown.
Paroni leaves Parton with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Parton takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Parton fails with the takedown.
Parton looks for a takedown but Paroni sprawls well.
Parton fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parton looks for a takedown but Paroni sprawls well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parton takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Paroni defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Parton.
No luck for Parton with that takedown attempt.
Parton tries for a takedown but Paroni sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Paroni misses with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parton shoots in for a double leg but Paroni sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Paroni lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Paroni throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nice body punch from Paroni.
Parton is breathing heavily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parton closes this distance looking for a takedown but Paroni circles away.
Paroni misses with a kick to the body.
Paroni stuffs the takedown.
Paroni fails with an attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bill Paroni will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Parton rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Paroni counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Parton shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Parton was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Paroni is trying desperately to improve position.
Paroni wants to control but Parton is having none of it.
Parton is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parton will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Paroni connects with a crisp jab.
Parton shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nice sprawl there from Paroni as Parton shoots in.
Paroni displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Parton.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dolly Parton. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parton shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Paroni defends it nicely.
Parton looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Paroni is fending him off so far but Parton persists. Nope, Paroni circles away and we're back to standing.
Paroni is looking to clinch but Parton is avoiding it.
Paroni lands a head kick. Parton smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Parton shoots in looking for a takedown but Paroni manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Parton's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Bill Paroni seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Parton shoots in looking for a takedown. Paroni tries to sprawl out of it but Parton keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Paroni manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Paroni fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paroni jabs Parton to the body, keeping him at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parton gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Parton shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Paroni but Paroni pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Parton shoots for a takedown but Paroni saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Paroni.
Paroni leaves Parton with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nice uppercut lands for Paroni. That snapped Parton's head back.
Parton is trying hard to land a takedown here. Paroni sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Paroni closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Parton is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Parton goes for a takedown in the clinch but Paroni prevents it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paroni lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
It looks like Dolly Parton has been cut.
Paroni working Parton over with knees to the body.
Paroni landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Paroni lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Parton wants a takedown.
Paroni creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Parton's defenses.
Parton takes an elbow to the forehead.
Paroni utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Paroni lands an elbow just above Parton 's eye.
Knees to the body from Paroni.
Parton takes a knee right on the jaw!
Parton is rocked!
Dolly Parton's cut is getting worse.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Paroni utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Oh Parton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Paroni connects with a knee to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Paroni.
Dolly Parton's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Parton is pressed against the cage. Paroni pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts Parton! Two more big strikes from Paroni and Parton crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Bill Paroni!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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