PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crixus Hair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gerry Kelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hair comes into the arena with I Made it blaring out of the sound system. Kelly has chosen Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hair
vs
Kelly

193 cm
23
280 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

182 cm
22
230 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Crixus Hair!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gerry Kelly!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Joseph Jones and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hair punishes Kelly's body with a nice straight punch.
A head kick misses from Hair.
Kelly throws a jab when Hair was well out of range.
A shot to the liver by Kelly. Beautiful body shot.
Hair throws a low kick, looking for Kelly's leg but Kelly calmly moves out of range.
Kelly uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hair scoring well with a low kick there.
Hair moves out of range as Kelly strikes.
Hair misses the shot to the body.
Hair moves out of range as Kelly strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelly throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kelly checks a low kick from Hair.
Crixus Hair is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hair connects with a jab.

It looks like Gerry Kelly has been cut.
Kelly takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kelly keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hair.
Hair looks for the body kick but Kelly saw that one coming.
Kelly throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hair.
Hair bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hair displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kelly throws out the jab.
Kelly throws a lazy uppercut
and Hair counters with a good low kick that Kelly was not able to check.
Jab from Hair.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kelly is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hair sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hair throws an off balance right hand
and Kelly counters with a straight right hand.
Hair lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hair lands a nice looking body kick.
Hair's corner calls for a 1-2. Hair obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hair slips under a jab from Kelly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kelly throws a right hand that misses
and Hair makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hair throws a head kick that Kelly semi-blocks.
That kick from Hair tenderised Kelly's leg. Kelly is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kelly looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hair pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Kelly misses the target.
Hair throws a jab when Kelly was well out of range.
The fighters circling - Kelly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Good leg kick by Hair there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kelly is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hair throws a low kick but Kelly moves out of range easily.
Hair lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Crixus Hair seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hair throws a series of strikes that have Kelly backpedaling.

That has opened up Gerry Kelly's cut even more.
Hair tries a low kick but Kelly avoids it.
Kelly misses with a straight left.
Hair scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kelly tries to bum rush Hair with a series of wild strikes but Hair uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hair pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crixus Hair dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gerry Kelly's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Kelly uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hair.
Kelly missing with a left hand there. Hair was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kelly misses with an uppercut. Hair saw that one coming.
Hair misses with a body kick.
Hair throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Kelly might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hair has got the better of the exchanges.
Kelly misses with a body punch
and Hair counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hair is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Kelly throws a lazy right hand but Hair sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hair is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Hair goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kelly defending well as Hair loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hair chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hair tries to work over Kelly's front leg with a kick but Kelly checks it.
Kelly uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hair.
Kelly on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hair. Hair obviously looking to wear him down.
Good leg kick by Hair there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kelly throws out a loose jab but Hair uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slow jab from Kelly misses its intended target.
Kelly takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Hair lands.
Kelly looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Hair throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Kelly misses.
An inside leg kick from Hair misses.
Kelly keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kelly's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That kick from Hair tenderised Kelly's leg. Kelly is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kelly checks a leg kick nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hair throws a leg kick but Kelly sees it coming and moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Kelly blocks the low kick.
Hair takes a swing at Kelly's ribcage but misses.
A jab lands there for Hair.
A telegraphed right hand from Hair misses the target.
Hair fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kelly.
Hair buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hair tries a head kick but it misses.
Kelly takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hair displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kelly throws out the jab.
Hair uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kelly.
Kelly rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hair counters with a nice leg kick.
Kelly is breathing heavily.
Hair throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hair feints and then cracks Kelly's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kelly down.
Hair scores with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crixus Hair dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Gerry Kelly's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Hair lands a front kick.
Hair tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kelly fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hair connects with a nice looking jab.

The cut above Gerry Kelly's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kelly moves out of range of the body kick.
Crixus Hair is winning the standup battle so far.
Hair looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hair throws out a leg kick but Kelly moves out of range and Hair only half commits.
Hair moves out of range as Kelly strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hair connects with a crisp jab.
Hair lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kelly's sensitive parts.
Kelly takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hair throws a front kick aimed at Kelly's knee but Kelly avoids it well.
Hair displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kelly throws out the jab.
Hair thumps Kelly with a low kick.
Hair dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kelly. That did some damage!
Hair lands a jab to Kelly's midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hair lands with a straight right. Kelly didn't see that one coming.

Gerry Kelly's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kelly is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A good leg kick by Hair.
Kelly takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gerry Kelly's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Crixus Hair!
Crixus Hair is the new heavyweight champion!