PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tokamek Yeets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pervo Jokkolainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yeets comes to the cage accompanied by Nuclear Fusion. The crowd seem to be enjoying Jokkolainen's choice of entrance music: IN THE AIR TONIGHT. Pervo Jokkolainen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Yeets
vs
Jokkolainen

193 cm
30
270 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

197 cm
30
237 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tokamek Yeets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pervo Jokkolainen!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Felipe Paraventi and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yeets walks into a jab.
Yeets takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Yeets just misses with a punch to the body.
Jokkolainen is looking to score with low kicks.
A slow jab from Jokkolainen misses its intended target.
Jokkolainen throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jokkolainen moves out of range as Yeets throws a body kick.
Jokkolainen is looking to clinch.
Jokkolainen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Yeets uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jokkolainen.
Yeets avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yeets thows a body shot but no joy.
A swing and a miss from Yeets.
Jokkolainen slips under a jab from Yeets.

Jokkolainen gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jokkolainen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Yeets stands and throws Jokkolainen's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Jokkolainen keeping his opponent close.
Yeets taking a break here but Jokkolainen is having none of it and regains half guard.
Yeets wants to control but Jokkolainen is keeping him busy.
Jokkolainen wants to get back to full guard.
Jokkolainen really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Yeets. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Yeets is controlling the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jokkolainen tries to get to full guard but Yeets has control of the leg.
Jokkolainen trying to hold on to Yeets's head to control him but Yeets postures up.
Yeets thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jokkolainen is pressing down on Yeets's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Jokkolainen keeping full guard, as Yeets tries to pass.
Yeets in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jokkolainen seems keen to control Yeets's posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yeets trying to control the position from guard on top but Jokkolainen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Yeets uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jokkolainen.
Jokkolainen slips under a jab.
Pervo Jokkolainen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yeets throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jokkolainen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Yeets shoots in for a double leg but Jokkolainen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Yeets swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jokkolainen defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Yeets.
Yeets ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jokkolainen moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Jokkolainen misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yeets has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Jokkolainen tries to clinch up but Yeets circles away and keeps his distance.
Yeets jabs Jokkolainen right on the nose. Jokkolainen blinks but takes it well.
Jokkolainen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jokkolainen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yeets was well out of range. Poor timing from Jokkolainen.
Yeets slips a jab and a cross from Jokkolainen.
Yeets takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jokkolainen tries to clinch up but Yeets circles away and keeps his distance.
Yeets moves out of range of the body kick from Jokkolainen.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yeets misses with an uppercut.
Yeets throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jokkolainen throws a body punch but Yeets moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pervo Jokkolainen dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Jokkolainen misses with a straight left.
Pervo Jokkolainen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yeets moves out of range as Jokkolainen strikes.
Jokkolainen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yeets lands with a shot to the body.
Yeets tries to clinch up but Jokkolainen circles away and keeps his distance.
Jokkolainen lands a nice looking kick to the body. Yeets takes a step back to recover.
Jokkolainen delivers a nice body kick.
A big right from Yeets misses.
Yeets sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Nice uppercut lands for Jokkolainen. That snapped Yeets's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Jokkolainen throws a leg kick which misses Yeets's front leg but catches the back leg as Yeets tries to avoid it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Danga de danga de dang - Jokkolainen scores with a four punch combination!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jokkolainen moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Yeets throws a lazy right hand but Jokkolainen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jokkolainen moves out of range as Yeets strikes.
Jokkolainen throws a head kick but Yeets moves out of range.
Jokkolainen throws a hook but Yeets avoids it easily.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Jokkolainen. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Jokkolainen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yeets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jokkolainen darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Yeets scores with a three punch combo!
Nice cross by Jokkolainen.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jokkolainen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jokkolainen thumps Yeets with a low kick.
Jokkolainen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jokkolainen attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Yeets waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jokkolainen.
Yeets swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Yeets has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jokkolainen finds it's way round the side to connect with Yeets's head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jokkolainen.
Jokkolainen misses with a head kick.

Jokkolainen darts in and clinches Yeets up against the cage.
Yeets is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jokkolainen gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Yeets tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jokkolainen is working Yeets over against the cage.
Jokkolainen lands a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yeets blocks a body shot from Jokkolainen.
Jokkolainen tries to throw a body punch but Yeets avoids it by throwing Jokkolainen back against the cage.
Yeets misses with a body punch.
Jokkolainen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Yeets goes for a takedown attempt but Jokkolainen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tokamek Yeets. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Yeets bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Yeets shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jokkolainen pinned against the cage. Jokkolainen gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Yeets throws a head kick but Jokkolainen moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jokkolainen throws a sloppy head kick and Yeets moves out of range easily.
Jokkolainen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yeets misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Nice body punch from Jokkolainen.
Yeets shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Yeets shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jokkolainen defends it nicely.
Yeets's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jokkolainen connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Yeets scrambles back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yeets with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jokkolainen to score with a decent uppercut.
Jokkolainen scores with a kick to the midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pervo Jokkolainen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Jokkolainen throws a right hand that Yeets ducks under and follows up with a left that Yeets also avoids with ease.
Jokkolainen lands an overhand right.
Jokkolainen defending well as Yeets loads up on a big left hand.
Jokkolainen fails with an attempt to clinch.

Jokkolainen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Jokkolainen breaks the clinch.
Yeets looks for a takedown but Jokkolainen sprawls well.
Yeets will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jokkolainen avoids the body shot from Yeets.
Yeets takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Yeets misses the body punch
and Jokkolainen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yeets avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jokkolainen connects with a leg kick. Yeets looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jokkolainen throws out a powerful jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jokkolainen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yeets looks to land a body kick but Jokkolainen moved away.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jokkolainen!
Jokkolainen throws out a loose jab but Yeets uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yeets takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Yeets looks to land a body kick but Jokkolainen moved away.
Pervo Jokkolainen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jokkolainen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yeets walks into a left hand.
Yeets drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Yeets is rocked!
Jokkolainen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oh Yeets is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jokkolainen lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Jokkolainen - that's a beauty! Yeets is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Jokkolainen can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pervo Jokkolainen!