PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patch Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hates Decisions comes to the cage accompanied by Defqon Ending!. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hates Decisions
vs
Garcia

195 cm
26
255 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

203 cm
27
275 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maurico Hates Decisions!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Patch Garcia!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garcia throws the kick towards the body but Hates Decisions avoids it.
Garcia throws a body punch but Hates Decisions moves out of range.
Garcia takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Garcia will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hates Decisions. Garcia shrugs it off though.
Garcia finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Garcia.
Garcia misses with a hook. Hates Decisions ducked under it nicely.
A slow jab from Hates Decisions misses its intended target.
Garcia tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hates Decisions was well out of range. Poor timing from Garcia.
Hates Decisions throws a nice head kick!

It looks like Patch Garcia has been cut.
Hates Decisions connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garcia throws a leg kick but Hates Decisions sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hates Decisions ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garcia moves away.
Hates Decisions cracks Garcia with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hates Decisions throws a shot to the body.
Garcia doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Garcia throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hates Decisions defending well as Garcia loads up on a big left hand.
Garcia takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hates Decisions avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hates Decisions scores with a jab.
Garcia misses with a wild body shot.
Hates Decisions keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Garcia tries to clinch but Hates Decisions moves out of range.
Hates Decisions scores with a decent looking hook.

Hates Decisions has managed to clinch.
Hates Decisions blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Garcia creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hates Decisions's defenses.

It looks like Maurico Hates Decisions has been cut.
Garcia tries a body shot but Hates Decisions blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Hates Decisions pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Garcia throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hates Decisions's head.
Garcia connects with a solid leg kick.
Hates Decisions tests Garcia's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garcia is looking to clinch but Hates Decisions is avoiding it.
Garcia moves out of range of the body kick from Hates Decisions.
Garcia ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hates Decisions moves away.
Garcia misses with a body shot.
Hates Decisions chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Garcia can pounce on him.
A slow jab from Garcia misses its intended target.
Hates Decisions comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Garcia takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Garcia fakes the leg kick and cracks Hates Decisions in the body.
Hates Decisions scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Garcia looks gassed!
Hates Decisions connects with a crisp jab.
Hates Decisions feints and then cracks Garcia's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Garcia down.
Hates Decisions avoids the head kick by Garcia.
Hates Decisions comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hates Decisions lands a nice looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions misses with a jab, cross combination.
Garcia looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hates Decisions throws a series of punches but Garcia avoids them all with ease.
Garcia jabs Hates Decisions to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Garcia is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Hates Decisions rather than just go for the knockout.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Garcia is looking to control Hates Decisions's arms but Hates Decisions gets an underhook and turns him. Now Garcia has his back to the cage.
Garcia throws a punch but it's blocked by Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions is trying to break the clinch but Garcia has him pressed against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Hates Decisions.
Garcia misses with a short punch on the inside.
Garcia prevents a takedown attempt there.
Hates Decisions tries to break free but Garcia pushes him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions tries to throw a body punch but Garcia avoids it by throwing Hates Decisions back against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

Hates Decisions pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hates Decisions misses with an uppercut. Garcia saw that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garcia swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Garcia.
Hates Decisions scores with a nice head shot.
Garcia pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Garcia scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hates Decisions avoids the body shot from Garcia.
A shot to the liver by Hates Decisions. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Garcia pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hates Decisions swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Garcia.
Hates Decisions connects with a body shot that sends Garcia's belly button to the back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maurico Hates Decisions dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hates Decisions has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hates Decisions can't find room to land a body shot as Garcia controls the action.

Hates Decisions manages to break the clinch.
Hates Decisions misses with a low kick.
Maurico Hates Decisions is winning the standup battle so far.
Hates Decisions getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hates Decisions takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Garcia lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nice uppercut lands for Hates Decisions. That snapped Garcia's head back.
Hates Decisions throws the left hand but Garcia avoids the punch easily.
Garcia closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hates Decisions lands a front kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hates Decisions misses with a head kick.
Hates Decisions blocks the body kick.
Garcia scores with a punch to the head.
Garcia avoids the head kick by Hates Decisions.
Garcia throws out a loose jab but Hates Decisions uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garcia avoids the head kick by Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions jabs Garcia right on the nose. Garcia blinks but takes it well.
Hates Decisions feints and then cracks Garcia's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Garcia down.
Hates Decisions throws the left hand but Garcia avoids the punch easily.
Hates Decisions pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hates Decisions swats away the attempt to clinch by Garcia.
Garcia looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hates Decisions uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Garcia.
Garcia throws a leg kick
and Hates Decisions counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Garcia misses with a low kick as Hates Decisions jumps back.
Hates Decisions throws a lazy right hand but Garcia sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hates Decisions on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Garcia. Garcia obviously looking to wear him down.
Garcia walks into a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hates Decisions chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Hates Decisions here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Garcia is breathing heavily.
Hates Decisions fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hates Decisions is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Garcia can do to turn this around?
Hates Decisions throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hates Decisions scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hates Decisions ducks under a wild hook from Garcia.
Hates Decisions uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hates Decisions scores with a sloppy right hand. Garcia should have avoided that one.
Garcia moves out of range of the body kick from Hates Decisions.
A chopping leg kick lands by Garcia.
Hates Decisions scores with a jab to the head.
Garcia avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hates Decisions keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Garcia.
Garcia walks into a stiff left hand from Hates Decisions.
Garcia takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garcia looks to score with a jab to the body but Hates Decisions is just out of range.
Hates Decisions throws a good cross that connects.
Garcia swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hates Decisions throws a hook but Garcia avoids it easily.
Hates Decisions lands a nice looking body kick.
Hates Decisions checks a low kick from Garcia.
Hates Decisions lands with a good body shot.
Hates Decisions lands with a shot to the body.
Hates Decisions lands with an uppercut that bounces Garcia off the cage and back into rage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Hates Decisions clinches up with Garcia and pushes him back against the cage.
Garcia is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Hates Decisions is keeping busy.

Hates Decisions manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Garcia wants to control from the top but Hates Decisions keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions is trying to control the position but Garcia postures up.
Hates Decisions wants to sweep here but Garcia controlling him for the moment.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Hates Decisions takes a swing at Garcia's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Garcia slips a jab from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions misses the shot to the body.
Hates Decisions scores with a head kick. Garcia tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Garcia thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maurico Hates Decisions dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Garcia ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hates Decisions moves away.
Garcia blocks a head kick by Hates Decisions.
Garcia has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A left and a right from Hates Decisions both land. Nice combination.
Garcia tries to land a front kick but Hates Decisions steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
An inside leg kick from Garcia misses.
Hates Decisions sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hates Decisions connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Garcia's hands.
Garcia misses with a leg kick
and Hates Decisions counters with a head kick. That will keep Garcia thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Garcia uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hates Decisions swings for the body but Garcia moves out of range.
Garcia bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hates Decisions fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Garcia on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Garcia takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Garcia avoids a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Garcia.
Garcia is looking to land body kicks.
Hates Decisions stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hates Decisions misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Garcia ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hates Decisions moves away.
Hates Decisions cracks Garcia with an open hand slap.
Garcia moves forwards but Hates Decisions connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hates Decisions scores with a shot to the body.
Garcia throws a lazy head kick
and Hates Decisions counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hates Decisions finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hates Decisions fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hates Decisions connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Garcia's hands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hates Decisions looks for the body kick but Garcia saw that one coming.
Hates Decisions scores with a head kick.
Patch Garcia has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garcia throws a leg kick but Hates Decisions moved away.
Hates Decisions looks to throw the jab but Garcia is out of range.
Garcia cracks Hates Decisions with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hates Decisions connects with a body shot.

Hates Decisions moves into the clinch successfully.
Hates Decisions has Garcia pressed against the cage.
Hates Decisions tries to break free but Garcia pushes him back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Garcia.

Hates Decisions jumps guard.
Garcia postures up.
Garcia must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Hates Decisions throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hates Decisions wants to sweep but no luck.
Hates Decisions trying to keep a closed guard but Garcia is proving a slippery customer.

Hates Decisions had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Garcia defends it easily.
Hates Decisions is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garcia postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hates Decisions manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Maurico Hates Decisions is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hates Decisions can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Garcia is looking to escape.

And that's the end of the fight!
Maurico Hates Decisions showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hates Decisions has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Maurico Hates Decisions!