PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Hemmo Hujoppi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Handsome Cpw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hujoppi might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Cockney Rejects - Fighting In The Streets. The crowd seem to be enjoying Cpw's choice of entrance music: Steve McQueen. Hemmo Hujoppi has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hujoppi
vs
Cpw

225 cm
25
141 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

170 cm
23
138 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hemmo Hujoppi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Handsome Cpw!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hujoppi throws a head kick that misses.
Hujoppi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hujoppi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A head kick misses from Hujoppi.
Hujoppi fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cpw.
Hujoppi misses with a wild body shot.
Cpw blocks a jab.
Hujoppi throws a head kick that misses.
Hujoppi wants to slow Cpw down by chopping away at his legs.
Hujoppi swings for the body but Cpw moves out of range.
Hujoppi thuds his shin into the meat of Cpw's side.
Hujoppi takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hujoppi.
Hujoppi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cpw.
Cpw jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hujoppi tries to work over Cpw's front leg with a kick but Cpw checks it.
Cpw connects with a right hand. Hujoppi shakes it off.
Hujoppi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cpw tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hujoppi was well out of range. Poor timing from Cpw.
Hujoppi misses with the combination.
Hujoppi looks to score with a jab to the body but Cpw is just out of range.
Hujoppi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cpw circles away quickly and effectively.
Hujoppi slips a straight right by Cpw.
Cpw uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hujoppi.
Cpw ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cpw looks to score with a jab to the body but Hujoppi is just out of range.
Hujoppi misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cpw fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hujoppi manages to avoid it.
Hujoppi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cpw.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hujoppi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cpw has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cpw and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hujoppi pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hujoppi scores with a leg kick.
A big left from Cpw misses.
Hujoppi connects with a solid leg kick.
Hujoppi delivers a nice body kick.
Cpw moves out of range of the strikes.
An inside leg kick lands from Hujoppi.
Cpw throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hujoppi throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hujoppi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hujoppi lands with a kick to the ribs.
Hujoppi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cpw misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hujoppi throws a leg kick which misses Cpw's front leg but catches the back leg as Cpw tries to avoid it.
Cpw throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hujoppi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hujoppi throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Hujoppi misses with a wild body shot.
Hujoppi misses the shot to the body.
Cpw throws a right and a left that Hujoppi avoids nicely.
A big left from Hujoppi misses.
Hujoppi connects with a high kick.
Hujoppi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hemmo Hujoppi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cpw throws a jab but it's blocked by Hujoppi.
Hujoppi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hujoppi misses with a body shot.
Hujoppi takes a swing at Cpw's ribcage but misses.
The crowd cheers as Cpw lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hujoppi doesn't seem phased though.
Hujoppi misses with a wild body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cpw throws a series of punches but Hujoppi moves out of range.
Hujoppi takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hujoppi throws a hook but Cpw avoids it easily.
Hujoppi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cpw moves away.
Cpw moves out of range as Hujoppi throws a body kick.
Hujoppi avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cpw throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hujoppi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cpw throws a series of punches but Hujoppi avoids them all with ease.
Cpw throws a big shot that misses.
Hujoppi is looking to wear down Cpw with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hujoppi misses with a low kick as Cpw jumps back.
Cpw connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cpw. Hujoppi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hujoppi avoids the body shot from Cpw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hemmo Hujoppi dominated that round.
That's time! Hujoppi's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cpw takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
An inside leg kick lands from Hujoppi.
Hujoppi throws a leg kick that misses.
Cpw swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hujoppi.
Hujoppi tries to land a front kick but Cpw steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hujoppi connects with a leg kick. Cpw looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A shot to the liver by Cpw. Beautiful body shot.
Cpw looks to score with a jab to the body but Hujoppi is just out of range.
Hujoppi connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hujoppi throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cpw's head.
Cpw avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hujoppi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cpw manages to avoid it.
Cpw swings for the body but Hujoppi moves out of range.
Hujoppi is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cpw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hujoppi moves away.
Cpw misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hujoppi. Cpw does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hujoppi cracks the inside of Cpw's front leg.
Cpw chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hujoppi can pounce on him.
Cpw throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hujoppi ducks under a wild hook from Cpw.
Hujoppi throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cpw's head.
Hujoppi stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hujoppi. That's going to slow Cpw down.
Hujoppi attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hujoppi throws a looping overhand right but Cpw ducks down to avoid it.
Cpw pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cpw takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hujoppi lands a high kick!
Hujoppi does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Crunch! Hujoppi slams his shin into Cpw's torso.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cpw swings for the body but Hujoppi moves out of range.
Hujoppi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cpw.
Cpw fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hujoppi throws a sloppy head kick and Cpw moves out of range easily.
Cpw's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Cpw scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Cpw misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hujoppi.
Cpw misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cpw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hujoppi moves away.
Cpw looks to score with a jab to the body but Hujoppi is just out of range.
Hujoppi throws a head kick but Cpw moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hujoppi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Hujoppi. Those never looked like landing.
Cpw misses with a left hand
and Hujoppi counters with a stiff right hand.
Hujoppi scores with a hook.
Cpw takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Cpw throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hujoppi blocks a jab.
Hujoppi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cpw slips a jab from Hujoppi.
Hujoppi slips under a jab from Cpw.
Cpw checks a low kick from Hujoppi.
Cpw staying out of range there.
Hujoppi thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cpw if he has to take too many more of those.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hujoppi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cpw throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hujoppi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hujoppi misses with an uppercut
and Cpw counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hujoppi fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cpw takes a swing at Hujoppi's ribcage but misses.
Cpw sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cpw throws a body punch but Hujoppi moves out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hujoppi, right into the meat.
Hujoppi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fighters circling - Cpw throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cpw.
Hujoppi scores with a kick to the midsection.
Hujoppi does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cpw checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hemmo Hujoppi dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Cpw misses with a looping left.
Cpw checks a leg kick nicely.
Hujoppi thows a body kick. Cpw tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Cpw tried to score with a low kick but Hujoppi checks it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cpw misses with a wild body shot.
Hujoppi scores with a hook.
Cpw closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Hujoppi is rocked!
Hujoppi on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Oh Hujoppi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A nice leg kick lands there from Cpw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cpw lands a right hook to the body.
Cpw digs a good hook to Hujoppi's body.
Handsome Cpw seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hujoppi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cpw connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Hujoppi to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Cpw!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Handsome Cpw!