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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edwax Mags (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hitler might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Imperial March. Adolf Hitler has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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173 cm
23
150 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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164 cm
25
145 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Adolf Hitler! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Edwax Mags! The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Taro Takaoka and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mags ducks straight into an uppercut from Hitler and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Mags manages to regain guard straight away.
Mags is rocked! Mags looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight! We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon. Hitler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mags is keeping the position for now. Mags is still in real trouble! Can Hitler finish him? Mags preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Mags has his foot on Hitler's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hitler works his way back into a safe position though. Mags seems to have recovered his senses. Mags utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Hitler with a flurry of punches that miss. Hitler works a leg free and moves into half guard. Hitler is looking to take a break and control but Mags is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Hitler throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Hitler wants to stand but Mags has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now. Hitler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mags defending well though. Mags taking some punishment here, with Hitler in his half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hitler stalling away here and it's allowed Mags to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard. Hitler wants to stand but Mags is controlling his posture from full guard. Hitler throwing strikes from guard but Mags blocks nicely. Hitler throwing strikes but missing. Hitler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Mags works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Hitler wants to stand but Mags has a closed guard, so he can't escape. Hitler thows a big elbow that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hitler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Hitler wants to stand but Mags has a closed guard, so he can't escape. Mags keeping full guard, as Hitler tries to pass. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Mags is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hitler defends well. Hitler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hitler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mags swivels though and keeps the full guard. Hitler trying to control but Mags is working from the bottom. Hitler is really struggling to control Mags but he's trying to hold on to the position. Mags is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Hitler is aware though and is defending well. Hitler has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Mags is proving hard to escape from. Hitler throwing strikes from guard but Mags blocks nicely. Hitler makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard. Hitler tries to stand but Mags is controlling from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Hitler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mags swivels though and keeps the full guard. Hitler would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. Mags tries to strike from the bottom.
Hitler trying to control but Mags is working from the bottom. Hitler wants to get up but he can't break Mags's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Mags can't keep his opponent in guard - Hitler advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. Hitler tries to pass to full mount but Mags defends it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adolf Hitler dominated that round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Hitler clinches. Hitler jumps guard.
Hitler knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mags on the ground. Hitler wants to sweep here but Mags controlling him for the moment. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Hitler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mags manages to get himself to full guard.
Hitler throws a big right hand that misses. Mags working for a triangle but Hitler defends it easily.
Hitler throwing strikes from guard but Mags blocks nicely. Mags is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hitler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Hitler lands a couple of elbows. Hitler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mags swivels though and keeps the full guard. Hitler slips effortlessly into side control - very nice. Hitler tries to move into full mount but can't pass Mags's legs. Mags is not content to let Hitler control the position. Hitler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Mags is avoiding damage well.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hitler decides to take the fight back to the feet. Hitler gets in close and instigates a clinch. Hitler misses with the head strike.
Hitler landing knees to the head.
Hitler ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Hitler no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. Hitler tries to land a sweep but no joy. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Hitler trying to control the position.
Mags tries to free his leg and advance position but Hitler is retaining full guard. Mags got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hitler has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Mags has managed to get both his arms back between Hitler's legs - danger averted. Adolf Hitler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mags won't allow Hitler to sweep him here. Mags looking to control the position here, rather than advance. Hitler is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. Hitler blocks the strikes from Mags.
Mags has hold of Hitler's hands but Hitler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow. Hitler looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mags is looking to control Hitler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mags avoid being mounted? Hitler tries to pass the half guard into mount. Mags knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. Hitler landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. Hitler is nestled in close to Mags, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure. Hitler trying to control from half guard but Mags is working away. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Hitler passes to full mount! Mags tries to reverse the position but Hitler maintains control. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adolf Hitler dominated that second round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Hitler looking for a takedown here - he's got it. Mags is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hitler chips away with some ground and pound. Hitler landing some decent shots from guard. Mags avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Hitler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mags swivels though and keeps the full guard. Hitler has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player. Mags can't keep his opponent in guard - Hitler advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. Hitler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mags can do to turn this around? Both fighters are breathing heavily. Hitler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hitler missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Mags is not content to let Hitler control the position. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hitler lands a nice short elbow. Hitler frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Hitler raining down shots from the mount! Hitler looking to control but Mags is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. Hitler is landing with some decent strikes but Mags is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue. Hitler connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hitler punishing his opponent with strikes. A nice elbow there by Hitler. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Hitler landing shots from mount. Hitler putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound! Mags is in a horrible position here. Hitler smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Hitler can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Mags is looking to escape. Hitler with the ground and pound from mount. Hitler avoids the attempt from Mags to control. Hitler trying to control but Mags is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hitler putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound! Hitler fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Hitler working away from the top, dropping strikes. Mags is bucking up trying to escape but Hitler cracks him with another couple of good strikes. Hitler lands a heavy elbow. Hitler lands with some strikes. Hitler lands a nice shot to the head. Hitler lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Hitler! Mags is hurt baaadly! Hitler is firing away with more strikes - Mags is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
63% |
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