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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Gregori Vladivostok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vladivostok comes to the cage accompanied by Goodbye Sober Day - Mr Bungle. Gregori Vladivostok has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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153 lbs
14 - 12 - 1 |
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24
158 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gregori Vladivostok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerry Seinfeld!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vladivostok thows a body shot but no joy.
A big right from Seinfeld misses.
Vladivostok avoids the head kick by Seinfeld.
Vladivostok takes a swing at Seinfeld's ribcage but misses.
Seinfeld misses with a hook.
Vladivostok throws a big shot that misses.
Seinfeld needs to keep his hands up - Vladivostok had a free shot at his head there.
Seinfeld fails with a takedown attempt.
Seinfeld moves to clinch but Vladivostok breaks away
and Vladivostok counters with a straight right hand.
Seinfeld paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Vladivostok throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Vladivostok there.
Vladivostok misses with a series of wild punches.
Seinfeld throws a jab when Vladivostok was well out of range.
Vladivostok scores with a crisp jab that stopped Seinfeld in his tracks.
Vladivostok scores with a hook.
Vladivostok thows a body shot but no joy.
That kick from Vladivostok tenderised Seinfeld's leg. Seinfeld is trying to keep his angry face on.
Gregori Vladivostok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vladivostok misses with a leg kick
and Seinfeld cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vladivostok feints a jab promting Seinfeld to slip. Vladivostok then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Seinfeld slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Seinfeld will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vladivostok scores with a jab to the body.
Vladivostok ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Seinfeld moves away.
Seinfeld looks to throw the jab but Vladivostok is out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vladivostok scores with a nice right hand.
Vladivostok throws a left and a right that both miss
and Seinfeld counters with a straight right hand.
Seinfeld throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vladivostok sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Seinfeld misses with a hook.
Seinfeld waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vladivostok.
Vladivostok lands a head shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld checks a leg kick.
Vladivostok throws a looping overhand right but Seinfeld ducks down to avoid it.
Seinfeld throws a head kick that Vladivostok semi-blocks.
A telegraphed right hand from Seinfeld misses the target.
Seinfeld walks into a straight right hand from Vladivostok.
A nice combination there by Vladivostok.
Seinfeld slips under a jab from Vladivostok.
Vladivostok jabs Seinfeld right on the nose. Seinfeld blinks but takes it well.
Seinfeld is rocked!
Seinfeld swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vladivostok throws an overhand right that lands on Seinfeld's shoulder, as Seinfeld tries to avoid the shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Vladivostok does no damage.
Seinfeld on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Vladivostok ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vladivostok throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Seinfeld throws an overhand right that lands on Vladivostok's shoulder, as Vladivostok tries to avoid the shot.
Seinfeld uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vladivostok.
Seinfeld tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vladivostok lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Seinfeld at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Vladivostok looks to land a combination but Seinfeld avoids it well.
Seinfeld tries to clinch there but Vladivostok circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gregori Vladivostok dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Left hook, right uppercut from Vladivostok.
Seinfeld catches Vladivostok with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Vladivostok throws a series of punches but Seinfeld avoids them all with ease.
Seinfeld loads up on a big right hand but Vladivostok slips the punch.
Vladivostok thows a leg kick but Seinfeld checks it
and Seinfeld counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gregori Vladivostok is winning the standup battle so far.
Vladivostok shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Seinfeld eats them both and turns towards Vladivostok to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Seinfeld will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Vladivostok just misses with a punch to the body.
Vladivostok connects with a single shot there.
Vladivostok stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vladivostok throws a leg kick which misses Seinfeld's front leg but catches the back leg as Seinfeld tries to avoid it.
Gregori Vladivostok is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seinfeld tries to land a leg kick but Vladivostok saw it coming and moves away.
Seinfeld misses with an uppercut. Vladivostok saw that one coming.
Seinfeld throws a head kick that misses.
Seinfeld pivots, looking for a leg kick but Vladivostok is out of range and Seinfeld settles back down.
Vladivostok throws a series of punches but Seinfeld avoids them all with ease.
Vladivostok takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Nice defenses there by Seinfeld.
Vladivostok walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Seinfeld checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Seinfeld tries to close the distance and clinch up but Vladivostok swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Vladivostok stalks Seinfeld and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Seinfeld's face. Seinfeld staggers backwards, shaken.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up but Vladivostok circles away and keeps his distance.
A big right from Seinfeld misses.
Seinfeld looks to throw the jab but Vladivostok is out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Seinfeld misses the target.
The fighters circling - Vladivostok throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Gregori Vladivostok is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
An inside leg kick lands from Seinfeld.
Vladivostok closes the distance and clinches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vladivostok has Seinfeld pressed against the cage.
Vladivostok lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Seinfeld backwards.
Vladivostok lands a nice uppercut.
Seinfeld is still on wobbly legs! Can Vladivostok finish him?
Vladivostok lands a left hand.
Seinfeld throws a punch but it's blocked by Vladivostok.
Vladivostok misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vladivostok misses with some punches.
Seinfeld breaks the clinch.
Vladivostok connects with a looping right hand.
Vladivostok misses with a two punch combination.
Vladivostok tries to bum rush Seinfeld with a series of wild strikes but Seinfeld uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Vladivostok lands a nice hook to Seinfeld's body. Seinfeld takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Seinfeld missing with a left hand there. Vladivostok was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Seinfeld seems to have recovered his senses.
Vladivostok with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Seinfeld throws a series of strikes that have Vladivostok backpedaling.
Seinfeld displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vladivostok throws out the jab.
Seinfeld uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Vladivostok.
Seinfeld throws out a loose jab but Vladivostok uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Vladivostok wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Seinfeld is breathing heavily.
Vladivostok lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Seinfeld circles away quickly and effectively.
Vladivostok throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Seinfeld.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gregori Vladivostok dominated that second round.
That's time! Vladivostok's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Nice shot lands for Seinfeld.
Vladivostok throws a jab but it's blocked by Seinfeld.
Vladivostok moves into the clinch successfully.
Seinfeld throws a head punch that misses.
Vladivostok lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Vladivostok is struggling to control the position.
Vladivostok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A shot in the inside from Vladivostok.
Vladivostok misses with a hook from the clinch.
Seinfeld throws a punch but it's blocked by Vladivostok.
Seinfeld looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld working aggressively here.
Seinfeld takes a shot to the head.
Vladivostok will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Seinfeld up against the cage.
Vladivostok misses with a punch on the inside.
Vladivostok lands with a right to the head.
Vladivostok lands a right hand that snaps the head of Seinfeld backwards.
Vladivostok misses with a punch on the inside.
Vladivostok content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Vladivostok keeps control of Seinfeld as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Vladivostok lands with a short shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld misses with a short punch on the inside.
Seinfeld wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Vladivostok lands with a light punch inside.
Seinfeld tries to circle away but Vladivostok has him pinned against the cage.
Vladivostok scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Vladivostok is pushing Seinfeld up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Seinfeld is looking to control Vladivostok's arms but Vladivostok gets an underhook and turns him. Now Seinfeld has his back to the cage.
Vladivostok fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Seinfeld takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Seinfeld wants to break the clinch but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Vladivostok is keeping busy.
Vladivostok effectively controlling the action here.
Gregori Vladivostok is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Seinfeld misses with a short punch on the inside.
Seinfeld fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld tries to pull guard but Vladivostok holds him up against the cage and eventually Seinfeld drops back down to his feet.
Jerry Seinfeld has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Seinfeld swings wildly with an uppercut but Vladivostok uses good head movement to avoid it.
Seinfeld breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Seinfeld avoids the body shot from Vladivostok.
Vladivostok lands a jab to the head.
Vladivostok tries to work over Seinfeld's front leg with a kick but Seinfeld checks it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gregori Vladivostok showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Vladivostok has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gregori Vladivostok!
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