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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank Tyrell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clubber Lang is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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265 lbs
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194 cm
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240 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Tyrell!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Bruno Lombardi and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyrell scores a takedown into full mount!
Tyrell trying to control but Lang is having none of it.
Tyrell looking to finish with strikes here!
Tyrell with a couple of short strikes.
Tyrell unloads with some shots from mount but Lang bucks and avoids them well.
Tyrell punching from mount but Lang doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Tyrell tries to control but Lang wriggling away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang blocking the ground and pound.
Lang is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Tyrell trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Tyrell sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lang is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lang avoids a strike by Tyrell and manages to complete a very nice reversal in the process, to end up in Tyrell's guard! Fantastic escape!
Tyrell wants to sweep but no luck.
Lang has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Lang throws a right and a left that Tyrell avoids nicely.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lang darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A big right from Lang misses.
Tyrell fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Tyrell shoots in but Lang avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Lang throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tyrell.
Tyrell has closed the distance and engaged Lang in a clinch.
Tyrell keeps control of Lang as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Tyrell breaks from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyrell scores with a takedown into Lang's guard.
Tyrell wants to control from the top but Lang keeps moving.
Tyrell throws a big right hand that misses.
Tyrell trying to control the position from guard on top but Lang is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lang preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Lang keeping moving, preventing Tyrell from controlling successfully.
Tyrell pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Lang is keeping the position for now.
Tyrell looks gassed!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lang wants to stand and escape but Tyrell is having none of it.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Lang throws a nice looking combination but Tyrell bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lang will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lang fails to land with a series of punches.
Lang throws a right hand that Tyrell ducks under and follows up with a left that Tyrell also avoids with ease.
Tyrell tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lang swivels and escapes.
Clubber Lang has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hank Tyrell.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lang tries to work over Tyrell's front leg with a kick but Tyrell checks it.
Lang throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tyrell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tyrell lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lang has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lang and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hank Tyrell dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Lang stuffs the takedown attempt from Tyrell. Tyrell gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice combo by Lang! Oh, that's hurt him - Tyrell falls to the canvas and Lang follows him into side control.
Tyrell is rocked!
It looks like Hank Tyrell has been cut.
Lang stands up.
Tyrell is still on wobbly legs! Can Lang finish him?
Lang connects with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Lang tries a head kick but it misses.
Tyrell seems to have recovered his senses.
Clubber Lang is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lang lands with a hook. Tyrell tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tyrell takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lang throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tyrell moves into the clinch.
Lang stalling in the clinch but Tyrell improves position.
Tyrell tries for a takedown but Lang manages to get underhooks.
Tyrell is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Lang can't fight it off and eventually Tyrell manages to take the fight to the floor. Lang looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Tyrell loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyrell sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Lang not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Tyrell trying to control but Lang is working from the bottom.
Tyrell pushing down on Lang's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Tyrell is looking to advance position but Lang won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tyrell thows a huge punch but Lang dodges it nicely.
Lang knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tyrell on the ground.
Tyrell wants to free his trapped foot but Lang is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Tyrell thows a huge punch but Lang dodges it nicely.
Lang blocking the ground and pound attempt from Tyrell.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Lang misses with a leg kick.
Clubber Lang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyrell feints and as Lang raises his hands in defense, Tyrell changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Lang keeping moving, preventing Tyrell from controlling successfully.
Tyrell tries to free his leg and advance position but Lang is retaining full guard.
Tyrell is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Tyrell tries to free his leg and advance position but Lang is retaining full guard.
Tyrell won't allow Lang to get back to his feet.
Tyrell trying to control the position from guard on top but Lang is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tyrell has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Tyrell tries for a takedown but Lang sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Clubber Lang has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hank Tyrell.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lang lands a left and a right that sends Tyrell crashing to the canvas! Lang dives into mount looking to finish!
Tyrell is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Tyrell is trying desperately to improve position.
Tyrell is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Tyrell is in all sorts of trouble here.
Tyrell is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tyrell blocking the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clubber Lang dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hank Tyrell's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Some wild striking there from Lang.
A choreographed right hand from Lang misses the target.
Tyrell decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Lang is trying to maintain the position but Tyrell is very close to passing his half guard.
Tyrell not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Lang blocking the ground and pound attempt from Tyrell.
Lang is staying active underneath Tyrell, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyrell working over Lang with some ground and pound. Lang looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Tyrell seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Lang does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Tyrell thows a huge punch but Lang dodges it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang is trying to stand back up but Tyrell is controlling him
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Tyrell gets the takedown into side control.
The ground and pound from Tyrell seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Tyrell connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Lang some visible discomfort.
Tyrell in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Tyrell tries to move into full mount but can't pass Lang's legs.
Tyrell tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Tyrell has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Lang is looking for a sweep.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang pushes Tyrell away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Tyrell gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Tyrell looking to control but instead Lang has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Tyrell is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lang throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lang throws a right hand that Tyrell ducks under and follows up with a left that Tyrell also avoids with ease.
Tyrell needs to keep his hands up - Lang had a free shot at his head there.
That has opened up Hank Tyrell's cut even more.
Tyrell showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lang.
Lang throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyrell shoots in but no luck this time.
Lang misses with the combination.
Lang lands a nice shot that snaps Tyrell's head back.
Tyrell shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Tyrell looking to control but Lang is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Tyrell with good strikes from the mount here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyrell looking to finish Lang with some ground and pound. This is bad for Lang!
Tyrell looking to control and managing it successfully.
Hank Tyrell has got the better of the ground game so far.
Tyrell throws some wild stikes that Lang manages to avoid easily.
Tyrell is landing with some decent strikes but Lang is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Tyrell throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Lang because Tyrell loaded up on that one.
Tyrell controlling from the full mount.
Tyrell throws some wild stikes that Lang manages to avoid easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hank Tyrell comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Tyrell has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hank Tyrell!
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energy
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