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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jolly Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannah Montana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Giant comes to the cage accompanied by Final Hour. Montana is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hoedown Throwdown. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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280 lbs
17 - 8 - 0 |
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250 lbs
15 - 11 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jolly Giant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hannah Montana!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, John Mangel and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Montana misses with a two punch combination.
Hannah Montana seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Giant keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Montana throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Giant avoids a punch combination nicely.
Montana throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Giant.
Montana throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Giant sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Giant misses with a few strikes there.
Montana shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Montana must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Giant looking for a sweep. Not yet Giant, not yet.
Montana gets to his feet - Giant follows without any prompting.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Giant scores with a leg kick.
Giant lands an overhand right.
Montana misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Giant.
Giant dodges the punch combination from Montana.
Giant throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Montana on the side of the head.
Montana throws a solid leg kick but Giant takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Montana.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Montana tries for a takedown but Giant sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Montana looks gassed!
Montana misses with a body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Giant scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Giant takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A punch lands to the side of Montana 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Montana takes a kick to the side of the head.
It looks like Hannah Montana has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Giant lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Giant connects with a body shot.
Giant looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Giant works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Giant lands a big right hand that sends Montana crashing to the mat! Giant stays standing though and waves Montana back to his feet!
Montana is rocked!
Giant throws a pinpoint strike between Montana's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Montana crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Giant scores a great knockout victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jolly Giant!
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hype
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