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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Kafka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kafka comes into the arena with Heartbeats blaring out of the sound system. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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265 lbs
12 - 6 - 0 |
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280 lbs
9 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Franz Kafka!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kafka throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy wants to clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kafka circles away quickly and effectively.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping left.
Kafka lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kafka makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Kafka swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dos Equis Guy moves into the clinch.
Kafka throws a punch but it's blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kafka.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Kafka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kafka scores with a knee to the head.
Dos Equis Guy avoids a wild elbow strike from Kafka.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a body shot from Kafka.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kafka is keeping busy.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kafka.
It looks like The Dos Equis Guy has been cut.
Kafka lands an elbow that stopped Dos Equis Guy in his tracks for a moment.
Dos Equis Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right from Dos Equis Guy on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dos Equis Guy.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dos Equis Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy avoiding damage as Kafka throws knees to the body.
Kafka lands with a light punch inside.
Kafka blocking some punches.
Dos Equis Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Kafka.
Dos Equis Guy takes a shot to the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a left to the head.
Dos Equis Guy stalling.
Dos Equis Guy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dos Equis Guy misses with some punches.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Kafka uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Kafka.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kafka lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kafka's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy gets through Kafka's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dos Equis Guy.
Kafka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Dos Equis Guy.
Kafka prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Kafka misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kafka throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy avoiding damage as Kafka throws knees to the body.
Kafka is trying to maintain a safe position but Dos Equis Guy gets an underhook and turns Kafka into the cage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with some punches.
Dos Equis Guy pushes Kafka back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kafka throws a head punch that misses.
Dos Equis Guy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kafka can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Kafka missing with knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kafka.
Kafka is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kafka pushes off an throws an elbow but Dos Equis Guy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Nice body punch from Kafka - that landed with a thud.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kafka misses with some punches.
Kafka taking a breather.
Dos Equis Guy effectively controlling the action here.
Kafka dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Kafka pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy breaks the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a solid leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kafka paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dos Equis Guy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kafka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dos Equis Guy can pounce on him.
Kafka takes one on the button.
Kafka throws a sloppy head kick
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a nice kick to the body.
Dos Equis Guy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dos Equis Guy lands a big uppercut and Kafka crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Kafka looks OK. Dos Equis Guy waves Kafka back to his feet!
Kafka is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Dos Equis Guy ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Kafka clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). The Dos Equis Guy! The Dos Equis Guy retains his heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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