PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damarcus Musasi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lang might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger. Musasi has chosen Collective Soul - Where the River Flows as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Damarcus Musasi was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Lang
vs
Musasi

214 cm
23
274 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

185 cm
30
235 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Damarcus Musasi!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lang misses with a low kick.
Lang tries a head kick but it misses.
Lang uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Musasi.
Musasi throws a sloppy head kick
and Lang counters with an inside leg kick.
Lang's corner calls for a 1-2. Lang obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

It looks like Damarcus Musasi has been cut.
Lang avoids the head kick by Musasi.
Musasi takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lang throws a right and a left that both miss.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lang displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Musasi.
Musasi connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Musasi misses with a wild body shot.
Lang throws a jab when Musasi was well out of range.
Musasi shoots in for a takedown but Lang shows good takedown defense.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Musasi scores with a jab. Lang acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lang comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Musasi fails with a takedown attempt.
Clubber Lang has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Damarcus Musasi.
Lang throws a head kick but Musasi moves out of range.
Musasi throws a hook but Lang avoids it easily.
Musasi misses with a body kick.
Musasi throws a head kick but Lang moves out of range.
Lang throws a right and a left that Musasi avoids nicely.
Lang misses with a low kick.
Musasi tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lang checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Musasi looks to land a right hand but Lang moved out of range.
Lang misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Musasi blocks a head kick by Lang.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lang blocks a head kick by Musasi.
Lang throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Musasi misses with a hook
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Musasi is trying desperately to land a takedown but Lang is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Musasi.
Lang looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lang throws a head kick but Musasi moves out of range.
Lang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Musasi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Lang shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Musasi eats them both and turns towards Lang to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Musasi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Musasi looks gassed!
Musasi keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang throws a head kick that misses.
Damarcus Musasi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lang blocks a head kick by Musasi.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lang.
Musasi looks for a takedown but Lang sprawls well.
Clubber Lang is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lang swinging wildly here.
Lang throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Musasi scores with a head kick.
Lang tries to close the distance and clinch but Musasi swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Musasi throws a head kick but Lang moves out of range.
Musasi fails with the takedown
and Lang counters with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Musasi throws a lazy head kick
and Lang counters with a head kick. That will keep Musasi thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

Musasi is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Musasi misses with a double jab
and Lang counters with a right hand to the body.
Musasi is still on wobbly legs! Can Lang finish him?
Lang lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Musasi crumples to the floor! Lang milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Clubber Lang!