PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dave Kama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dave Kama struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 146.4lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Dave Kama is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Fergisson
vs
Kama

150 cm
25
154 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
23
155 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dave Kama!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kama misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kama tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fergisson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Kama somewhat.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kama.
Turd Fergisson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dave Kama.

Fergisson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Fergisson wants to pass to mount but Kama is defending the position.
Fergisson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Fergisson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Kama looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Fergisson pushes past his half guard into mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fergisson stands up from mount. Strange move.

Fergisson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Kama is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Fergisson pulls his head out easily.
Kama looks gassed!
Fergisson working over Kama with some ground and pound. Kama looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Fergisson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Fergisson passes to side control.
You can see the frustration on Kama's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kama is not content to let Fergisson control the position.

Fergisson is trying to get an arm triangle but Kama is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Fergisson decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Kama fails to land the takedown.

Fergisson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.

Fergisson maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Kama could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Fergisson has cracked it and Kama is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Fergisson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd Fergisson!