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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Justin Bieber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonso Neymar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bieber comes into the arena with Justin Bieber: Baby ft Ludicrous blaring out of the sound system. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Justin Bieber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jonso Neymar!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Paul Tew and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bieber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Neymar tries a head kick but it misses.
Bieber looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bieber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Neymar fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Neymar shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bieber as he avoids it easily.
Neymar works over Bieber's head and body with a nice combination.
It looks like Justin Bieber has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Neymar gets the takedown into side control.
Bieber sneaks back into half guard.
Neymar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bieber defending well though.
Neymar wants to stand but his hand is trapped. Bieber uses the opportunity to regain full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Neymar forces his way into half guard.
Bieber is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Bieber is trying to control but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neymar wants to get back to his feet.
Bieber tries to get to full guard but Neymar has control of the leg.
Neymar wants to work for an arm triangle but Bieber is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bieber moves into full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neymar passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Neymar tries to score with some ground and pound. Bieber controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Neymar has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Bieber throws a head kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bieber throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Neymar.
Bieber instigates a clinch.
A knee to the head by Bieber.
Bieber lands an elbow inside that Neymar shrugs off.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bieber obliges.
Bieber putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Neymar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Neymar has Bieber pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bieber manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Justin Bieber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jonso Neymar.
Neymar is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bieber is keeping busy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bieber putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Neymar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Neymar takes a knee to the side of the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bieber working Neymar over with knees to the body.
Neymar has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bieber is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bieber connects with a nasty looking knee right to Neymar's face.
Neymar looks gassed!
Bieber landing knees to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jonso Neymar will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Justin Bieber's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Bieber lands with a thumping leg kick.
Neymar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bieber sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Neymar takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Bieber throws a head kick that Neymar semi-blocks.
Neymar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jonso Neymar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Neymar closes the distance and clinches up with Bieber, looking for a takedown. Neymar pushes Bieber against the cage but Bieber circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Good leg kick by Bieber there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Neymar clinches up against the cage.
Bieber lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Neymar fails to pull guard.
Justin Bieber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jonso Neymar.
Bieber lands a knee to the head.
Bieber unloads a knee to the mid-section. Neymar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Neymar changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bieber fights it off and pushes away nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bieber gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bieber lands a knee to the body.
Neymar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Neymar is breathing heavily.
Neymar goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bieber prevents it.
Neymar is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bieber is defending well for now.
Neymar is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Bieber pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Bieber using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bieber landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bieber really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bieber landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bieber looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bieber connects with a knee to the head.
Neymar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Neymar jumps guard but Bieber stands there with Neymar around his waist. Neymar gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bieber scores with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bieber putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Neymar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bieber lands a nice knee to the body.
Neymar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bieber dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bieber blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bieber obliges.
Bieber connects with a knee to the head.
Bieber is pushing Neymar up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bieber with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neymar's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bieber scores with a head kick.
Bieber clinches up with Neymar and pushes him back against the cage.
Bieber looking to slow down the pace here.
Neymar tries to circle away but Bieber has him pinned against the cage.
Bieber working Neymar over with knees to the body.
Bieber lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Neymar wants a takedown.
Bieber lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The referee is keeping an eye on Bieber - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Neymar drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bieber gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bieber manages to break the clinch.
Neymar takes a kick to the side of the head.
Bieber scores with a head kick.
Justin Bieber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Bieber.
Neymar has managed to clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Neymar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bieber landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Justin Bieber has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bieber working Neymar over with knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bieber stops a takedown attempt from Neymar.
Bieber working Neymar over with knees to the body.
Bieber creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bieber lands an elbow inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Justin Bieber dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Justin Bieber's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Bieber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Neymar.
Neymar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bieber doesn't seem bothered though.
Bieber fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Neymar checks it well.
Bieber misses the shot to the body.
Neymar closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bieber circles away.
Neymar changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bieber misses with a low kick.
Neymar rushes Bieber and presses him up against the cage.
Bieber lands a good knee to the midsection. Neymar won't want to take too many of those.
Bieber wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bieber is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Neymar takes a knee right on the jaw!
A knee to the head by Bieber.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Neymar turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Neymar tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Neymar slows the pace down.
Bieber is not content to let Neymar control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neymar throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Neymar working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Neymar taking a breather here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bieber managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Neymar.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Neymar wants to control for a moment but Bieber uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Neymar is trying to work for a kimura but Bieber is defending well.
Well, if Neymar is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jonso Neymar comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Neymar has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jonso Neymar!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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