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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brutaali Keijo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keijo comes into the arena with CMX - Pyörivät Sähkökoneet blaring out of the sound system. Fucked up has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Brutaali Keijo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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174 lbs
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182 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brutaali Keijo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keijo throws a lazy uppercut
and Fucked up counters with a good, hard body kick but Keijo shrugs it off.
Fucked up just misses with a punch to the body.
Fucked up slips under a jab from Keijo.
Keijo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Keijo misses with a lunging right hand
and Fucked up counters with a big head kick but Keijo shrugs it off.
Keijo misses with a hook.
Fucked up lands with a nice body punch.
Fucked up misses with a two punch combination.
Fucked up keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Keijo.
Keijo throws a lazy uppercut
and Fucked up counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Keijo thinking.
Keijo blocks a head kick by Fucked up.
Fucked up fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Keijo manages to avoid it.
A big left from Keijo misses.
Fucked up lunges at Keijo with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Keijo's hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Keijo misses with a double jab.
Keijo blocks a head kick by Fucked up.
Fucked up tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Fucked up does no damage.
Keijo throws a body punch but Fucked up moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Keijo misses.
A left and a right from Fucked up both land. Nice combination.
Keijo misses with a hook. Fucked up ducked under it nicely.
Keijo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fucked up ducks under a wild hook from Keijo.
Keijo misses the jab.
Keijo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fucked up connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fucked up on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Eyelove Fucked up is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fucked up connects with the punch.
Fucked up throws a nice head kick!
Keijo misses with a wild body shot.
Keijo is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fucked up keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fucked up thows a body shot but no joy.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Keijo tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fucked up swivels and escapes.
Fucked up lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fucked up steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Keijo.
Fucked up moves away from the strike by Keijo.
Keijo looks to throw the jab but Fucked up is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keijo misses with a takedown attempt
letting Fucked up counter with a right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Keijo. Fucked up does a little dance to reset his feet.
Keijo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Keijo swings for the body but Fucked up moves out of range.
Keijo throws a jab but it's blocked by Fucked up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fucked up. That's going to slow Keijo down.
Fucked up connects with a nice looking jab.
Fucked up fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Keijo on the side of the head.
Fucked up fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Keijo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fucked up will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fucked up defending well as Keijo loads up on a big left hand.
Keijo throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fucked up dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fucked up misses the shot to the body.
Fucked up is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Keijo rather than just go for the knockout.
Keijo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Keijo looks to land a right hand but Fucked up moved out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up ducks under a wild hook from Keijo.
Fucked up with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Keijo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Keijo works Fucked up's body with a nice hook.
Keijo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Keijo ducks under a wild hook from Fucked up.
Fucked up lands a nice leg kick that just misses Keijo's sensitive parts.
A jab from Keijo misses.
Keijo just misses with a punch to the body.
Fucked up scores with the left hand. Keijo knows he should have avoided that one.
Nice straight punches there by Keijo. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Keijo.
Keijo doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fucked up counters with a leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brutaali Keijo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Keijo takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fucked up scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fucked up scores with the left hand. Keijo knows he should have avoided that one.
Keijo shoots in for a double leg but Fucked up sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Keijo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Keijo is breathing heavily.
Keijo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fucked up moves away.
Keijo throws a jab but it's blocked by Fucked up.
Fucked up fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fucked up staying out of range there.
Keijo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fucked up misses with a two punch combination.
Fucked up jabs at Keijo's body.
Fucked up goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fucked up moves out of range as Keijo strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fucked up swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Keijo.
Fucked up scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Keijo throws a sloppy body shot
and Fucked up cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Keijo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyelove Fucked up dominated that round.
That's time! Keijo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Fucked up lands with a straight right. Keijo didn't see that one coming.
Keijo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fucked up connects with a jab.
Fucked up takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fucked up ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fucked up throws a nice head kick!
Fucked up ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Keijo looks to land a left hand but Fucked up moved out of range nicely.
Fucked up slips under a jab from Keijo.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Keijo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Keijo looks to land a left hand but Fucked up moved out of range nicely.
Fucked up closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Keijo throws a body punch but Fucked up moves out of range.
Fucked up lands with a nice combination. Keijo backs away looking to recover.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucked up throws a front kick aimed at Keijo's knee but Keijo avoids it well.
Fucked up slips a jab from Keijo.
Keijo lands a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fucked up chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice body punch from Fucked up.
A cross from Fucked up lands.
Keijo misses the shot to the body.
Keijo throws a jab when Fucked up was well out of range.
Keijo looks to throw the jab but Fucked up is out of range.
Fucked up connects with an inside leg kick.
Keijo thows a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the liver by Fucked up. Beautiful body shot.
Keijo on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fucked up dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Keijo with a hook.
That kick from Fucked up tenderised Keijo's leg. Keijo is trying to keep his angry face on.
Keijo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fucked up but Fucked up pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fucked up lands an overhand right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Keijo.
Fucked up slips under a jab from Keijo.
Keijo lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fucked up backs up against the cage.
Keijo loads up on a big right hand but Fucked up slips the punch.
Keijo misses the jab.
Keijo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Keijo. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Fucked up staying out of range there.
Keijo misses with a wild body shot.
Keijo takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Fucked up chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Keijo is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fucked up lands an overhand right.
Fucked up displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Keijo throws out the jab.
Fucked up throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Keijo on the side of the head.
Fucked up throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Keijo misses with the combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keijo throws a poor cross that misses
and Fucked up counters with a nice kick to the body.
Fucked up throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Keijo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fucked up bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Keijo moves forwards but Fucked up connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fucked up connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fucked up connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Keijo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheers as Fucked up lands an impressive looking overhand right. Keijo doesn't seem phased though.
Fucked up connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fucked up scores with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A good leg kick by Fucked up.
Fucked up throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Keijo.
Keijo looks to score with a jab to the body but Fucked up is just out of range.
A left lands for Fucked up.
Fucked up throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Fucked up. Beautiful body shot.
Fucked up displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Keijo.
Fucked up lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Keijo blocks the body kick.
Fucked up jabs at Keijo's body.
Keijo scores with a nice right hand.
Keijo misses with a left hand
and Fucked up counters with a stiff right hand.
Keijo darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Keijo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fucked up as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brutaali Keijo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Good leg kick by Fucked up there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fucked up keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Keijo throws a solid leg kick but Fucked up takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Keijo.
Keijo shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fucked up sprawls well. Fucked up wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Keijo gets slowly back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyelove Fucked up showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Keijo doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fucked up scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Keijo doesn't seem bothered though.
Keijo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Keijo fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Keijo takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Keijo misses with an uppercut.
Keijo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fucked up darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Keijo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fucked up scores with the left hand. Keijo knows he should have avoided that one.
Keijo looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Keijo misses with a hook. Fucked up ducked under it nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fucked up stuffs the takedown attempt from Keijo. Keijo gets slowly back to his feet.
Fucked up lands with a good body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Keijo takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Keijo throws a series of punches but Fucked up moves out of range.
Fucked up scores with a sloppy right hand. Keijo should have avoided that one.
Fucked up jabs at Keijo's body.
Fucked up scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Keijo takes one on the button.
Keijo moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fucked up moves out of range of the strikes.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Keijo might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Fucked up uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Keijo.
A good leg kick by Fucked up.
Fucked up lands a nice hook to Keijo's body. Keijo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fucked up throws a leg kick which misses Keijo's front leg but catches the back leg as Keijo tries to avoid it.
Fucked up throws a nice head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucked up lands the left hand.
Fucked up smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keijo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Keijo just misses with a punch to the body.
Fucked up lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fucked up scores with a jab to the jaw.
Fucked up feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Keijo's calf.
Keijo misses with a hook. Fucked up ducked under it nicely.
Fucked up throws a nice looking combination but Keijo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fucked up lands with a straight right. Keijo didn't see that one coming.
Keijo throws a hook but Fucked up avoids it easily.
Keijo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fucked up makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fucked up lands a glancing blow to the side of Keijo's head.
Brutaali Keijo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Keijo tests Fucked up's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fucked up fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Keijo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Keijo looks to land a left hand but Fucked up moved out of range nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Keijo throws the left hand but Fucked up avoids the punch easily.
Keijo misses the shot to the body.
Fucked up scores with the left hand. Keijo knows he should have avoided that one.
Keijo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Keijo blocks a head kick by Fucked up.
Keijo throws a shot to the body.
A big right from Fucked up misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Keijo. Fucked up does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Keijo. Fucked up does a little dance to reset his feet.
Keijo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fucked up circles away quickly and effectively.
A good leg kick by Fucked up.
Fucked up buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fucked up throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fucked up motions for Keijo to come forward. Fucked up throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keijo is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fucked up sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brutaali Keijo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Keijo swinging wildly here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fucked up.
Keijo closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Keijo misses with a looping left.
Keijo misses with an uppercut. Fucked up saw that one coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Keijo falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fucked up counters with a nice low kick that buckles Keijo's knee momentarily.
Fucked up lands with an overhand left.
Fucked up scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fucked up, right into the meat.
Keijo misses with an uppercut. Fucked up saw that one coming.
Some bone on bone action there as Fucked up checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fucked up misses with a body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eyelove Fucked up comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fucked up has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyelove Fucked up!
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