PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ezekel Rage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ignacio Kocherlakota (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rage comes to the cage accompanied by Sky is the Limit. Ezekel Rage is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Rage
vs
Kocherlakota

188 cm
23
215 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

200 cm
20
210 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

XTREME PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ezekel Rage!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ignacio Kocherlakota!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Steve Montenegro and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rage lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Rage showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kocherlakota.
Rage misses with an uppercut. Kocherlakota saw that one coming.
Kocherlakota throws a combination that misses
and Rage counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Rage lands a big uppercut and Kocherlakota crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Kocherlakota looks OK. Rage waves Kocherlakota back to his feet!

Kocherlakota is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rage cracks Kocherlakota with a left hook right on the temple and Kocherlakota goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Rage lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Kocherlakota is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ezekel Rage!
Ezekel Rage retains his light heavyweight title!