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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kirk Megaphny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer Clown comes to the cage accompanied by Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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300 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
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275 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kirk Megaphny!
The judges for this bout are , and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Megaphny misses its intended target.
Megaphny throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Killer Clown counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Killer Clown throws a head kick but Megaphny moves out of range.
Megaphny tries to land a front kick but Killer Clown steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Megaphny moves out of range of the strikes.
Megaphny slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Killer Clown takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Megaphny doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Killer Clown throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Killer Clown takes one to the chin there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Megaphny feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Killer Clowns jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Killer Clown keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Killer Clown looks to score with a jab to the body but Megaphny is just out of range.
Megaphny uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Killer Clown has time to react.
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Killer Clown. Megaphny does a little dance to reset his feet.
Megaphny misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Megaphny throws a right and a left that Killer Clown avoids nicely.
Megaphny throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Killer Clown's waist but Killer Clown gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Megaphny off to one side.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Killer Clown, right into the meat.
Killer Clown throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Megaphny cracks Killer Clown with a good jab.
Killer Clown thows a body shot but no joy.
Killer Clown moves out of range of the body kick.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses
and Megaphny cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Killer Clown takes a jab right on the kisser.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny throws a head kick but Killer Clown moves out of range.
Megaphny misses with a body kick.
Megaphny is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Megaphny throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Killer Clown's head.
It looks like John Wayne Killer Clown has been cut.
Killer Clown lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Megaphny cracks a nice hook into Killer Clown's ribs.
Killer Clown pushes Megaphny away with a front kick.
A slow jab from Megaphny misses its intended target.
Megaphny looks to land a right hand but Killer Clown moved out of range.
Megaphny closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Killer Clown ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Megaphny throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Megaphny lands with a good body shot.
Megaphny connects with an inside leg kick.
Crunch! Megaphny slams his shin into Killer Clown's torso.
A left lands for Killer Clown.
Megaphny swings widly with a right hand
and Megaphny takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Killer Clown thows a body kick. Megaphny tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Megaphny looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killer Clown misses with a series of wild punches.
Killer Clown takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Megaphny.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Megaphny misses with a hook. Killer Clown ducked under it nicely.
A punch lands to the side of Megaphny 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Killer Clown swings for the body but Megaphny moves out of range.
Megaphny connects with a jab.
Killer Clown has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Killer Clown cracks Megaphny with an open hand slap.
Megaphny is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Killer Clown had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A jab from Megaphny finds it's way through Killer Clown's defenses.
Megaphny swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Megaphny tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Killer Clown was well out of range. Poor timing from Megaphny.
A jab from Megaphny does it's job there.
Megaphny thuds his right hand into Killer Clown's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kirk Megaphny dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Wayne Killer Clown's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Killer Clown keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Megaphny uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Killer Clown.
Kirk Megaphny seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Megaphny shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Killer Clown as he avoids it easily.
Killer Clown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Megaphny keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Megaphny shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Killer Clown sprawls well. Killer Clown wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Megaphny gets slowly back to his feet.
John Wayne Killer Clown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kirk Megaphny.
A head kick misses from Megaphny.
Killer Clown blocks a jab.
Megaphny takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Megaphny sizes up Killer Clown with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Megaphny lands with an uppercut that bounces Killer Clown off the cage and back into rage.
Megaphny bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Killer Clown is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that half lands.
Killer Clown stuffs the takedown.
Killer Clown tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Killer Clown dives in and grabs Megaphny's left leg, looking for a takedown. Megaphny pushes down on Killer Clown's head and hops out.
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Megaphny misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Megaphny goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Megaphny misses with a hook
and Killer Clown counters with a leg kick.
Killer Clown misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Megaphny.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown thows a body shot but no joy.
Megaphny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Megaphny throws a right and a left that Killer Clown avoids nicely.
Megaphny scores with a one two! Killer Clown had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Megaphny moves out of range of the body kick.
Killer Clown is looking to wear down Megaphny with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Megaphny misses the shot to the body.
Nice body kick from Killer Clown.
Megaphny is breathing heavily.
Megaphny missing with a left hand there. Killer Clown was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters circling - Megaphny throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Killer Clown fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Killer Clown avoids the head kick by Megaphny.
Killer Clown misses with a double jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown misses with a wild body shot.
Killer Clown scores with a nice body kick.
Killer Clown is looking to clinch but Megaphny is avoiding it.
Megaphny misses with an uppercut.
Megaphny takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Megaphny thows a left - swing and a miss!
Killer Clown keeps Megaphny at a distance using the push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killer Clown goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Killer Clown lands with a kick to the temple. Megaphny shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Kirk Megaphny has been cut.
Killer Clown lands with a kick to the ribs.
Megaphny has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Killer Clown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown misses with a head kick.
Killer Clown lands a jab to Megaphny's midsection.
Killer Clown chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Killer Clown lands a slapping body shot.
Killer Clown buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Megaphny on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Killer Clown misses with a kick to the body.
Megaphny loads up on a big right hand but Killer Clown slips the punch.
Killer Clown lands a head kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Wayne Killer Clown dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Killer Clown lands with a hook. Megaphny tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Megaphny keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Megaphny digs a good hook to Killer Clown's body.
Megaphny throws a head kick but Killer Clown moves out of range.
Killer Clown rushes Megaphny and presses him up against the cage.
Megaphny has picked Killer Clown up - he's going for a ride! Megaphny dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Killer Clown moves into full guard.
Megaphny chips away with some ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Killer Clown manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Megaphny manages to get himself to full guard.
Killer Clown stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Megaphny swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Megaphny takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Killer Clown loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Megaphny doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Killer Clown sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Megaphny's guard.
Killer Clown winds up and cracks Megaphny with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Killer Clown missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Killer Clown missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Killer Clown throwing shots but Megaphny is blocking nicely.
Killer Clown is thwarting Megaphny's attempts to control the position.
Megaphny wants to improve his position but Killer Clown is controlling well.
Killer Clown is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Megaphny tries to get to full guard but Killer Clown has control of the leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown throwing shots but Megaphny is blocking nicely.
Megaphny avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Killer Clown.
Megaphny looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Megaphny actively working from the bottom here.
Megaphny has hold of Killer Clown's hands but Killer Clown slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Killer Clown working over Megaphny with some ground and pound. Megaphny looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Megaphny is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Killer Clown pulls his head out easily.
Megaphny moves into full guard.
Megaphny can't keep his opponent in guard - Killer Clown advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Killer Clown not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Megaphny has managed to free his arm - good work.
Killer Clown working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Killer Clown blocks the strikes from Megaphny.
Megaphny is looking to improve his position.
Killer Clown takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Killer Clown tries to pass the half guard into mount. Megaphny knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Killer Clown working the head and body with strikes.
Killer Clown slips a nice elbow through Megaphny's hands, connecting with Megaphny's forehead.
Killer Clown takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Killer Clown is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Megaphny is pressing down on Killer Clown's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
John Wayne Killer Clown overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Megaphny works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Killer Clown is looking to work some ground and pound but Megaphny has wrist control.
Megaphny throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Killer Clown working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Megaphny's head.
Megaphny looking to hit a scissor sweep but Killer Clown is one step ahead there.
Killer Clown thows a big elbow that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Megaphny working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Killer Clown.
Megaphny looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Killer Clown trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Wayne Killer Clown showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Killer Clown has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Wayne Killer Clown!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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