PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seth Rogen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maluco Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Maluco Johnson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Rogen
vs
Johnson

190 cm
21
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
24
210 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Seth Rogen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Maluco Johnson!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rogen getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Johnson looks gassed!
Rogen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Rogen's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Rogen duly obliges.
Rogen thuds a left hand into Johnson's body.
Rogen throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Rogen keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Rogen cracks Johnson with an open hand slap.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body punch from Rogen.
Rogen lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Rogen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Rogen jabs Johnson right on the nose. Johnson blinks but takes it well.

Johnson is rocked!
Johnson is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Rogen moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Seth Rogen!