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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Shawn Kronburger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kronburger comes to the cage accompanied by Can't back down. Cartman has chosen Unclefucker as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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180 lbs
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179 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Shawn Kronburger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman digs a good hook to Kronburger's body.
Kronburger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cartman lands with a right hand.
It looks like Shawn Kronburger has been cut.
Kronburger circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Kronburger.
Kronburger misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cartman cracks the inside of Kronburger's front leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman wants to land a leg kick but Kronburger is out of range.
Cartman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kronburger pinned against the cage. Kronburger gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kronburger just misses with a punch to the body.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. Kronburger looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kronburger checks a leg kick nicely.
Kronburger takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cartman swings for the body but Kronburger moves out of range.
Cartman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kronburger stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kronburger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Kronburger's head but Kronburger sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cartman.
A bone on bone clash there as Cartman blocks the leg kick.
Kronburger tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cartman is able to avoid easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a nice outside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartman takes a swing at Kronburger's ribcage but misses.
Kronburger showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Kronburger throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Cartman closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Kronburger did well to prevent Cartman getting side control.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Cartman thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kronburger's head.
Cartman misses with a head shot. Kronburger uses the momentum to regain guard.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Kronburger has wrist control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Kronburger keeps moving.
Cartman throws a big right hand that misses.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman preventing the sweep.
Kronburger is working hard here to advance position.
Cartman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kronburger swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kronburger trying to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Kronburger is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kronburger utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kronburger is trying to hold Cartman in close to prevent damage but Cartman has managed to pass into half guard.
Kronburger manages to escape and get back to his feet!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman tries to land a leg kick but Kronburger saw it coming and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shawn Kronburger's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Cartman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crunch! Kronburger slams his shin into Cartman's torso.
Sloppy strikes from Cartman. Those never looked like landing.
Cartman tries to keep at a distance but Kronburger has taken the fight into the clinch.
A body shot lands from Kronburger.
Cartman prevents a body shot from Kronburger.
Kronburger misses with a punch to the body.
Kronburger blocks an uppercut.
Kronburger has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kronburger.
Nice elbow from Cartman.
Kronburger is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Kronburger fails to land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman blocking some punches.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of Kronburger backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Cartman.
Cartman can't find room to land a body shot as Kronburger controls the action.
Kronburger blocks an uppercut.
Cartman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kronburger works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cartman misses with a punch to the body.
Kronburger wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman is leaning against Kronburger and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kronburger is trying to break the clinch but Cartman has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kronburger tries to circle away but Cartman has him pinned against the cage.
Cartman looking to throw knees to the head but Kronburger is blocking nicely.
Cartman prevents Kronburger from breaking the clinch.
Kronburger lands a body punch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kronburger seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Cartman is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.
Kronburger blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Kronburger prevents a body shot from Cartman.
Kronburger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kronburger misses with a punch to the body.
Kronburger gets through Cartman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman blocks a body shot from Kronburger.
Kronburger tries to throw a body punch but Cartman avoids it by throwing Kronburger back against the cage.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman can't find room to land a body shot as Kronburger controls the action.
Kronburger digs a right hand into Cartman's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cartman's gas tank.
Cartman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kronburger breaks the clinch.
Cartman scores with a jab.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kronburger.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kronburger looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Kronburger lands a head shot.
Kronburger looks for the body kick but Cartman saw that one coming.
Kronburger moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Cartman is looking to chop away at Kronburger's legs.
Kronburger blocks the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kronburger. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kronburger looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
Kronburger lands a lovely overhand right.
Kronburger slips under a jab from Cartman.
Cartman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kronburger gets caught napping as Cartman dives in and scores a takedown. Kronburger manages to retain guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman with a nice head shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kronburger avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Kronburger is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cartman is looking to advance position but Kronburger has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Kronburger is looking to stand but Kronburger has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman is wriggling around trying to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Eric Cartman will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Shawn Kronburger's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Kronburger checks a low kick from Cartman.
Kronburger closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Kronburger.
Kronburger lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Kronburger's head.
Cartman misses with a body punch.
Kronburger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Kronburger breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Kronburger circles away.
Kronburger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman misses with a body shot
and Kronburger cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kronburger throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cartman.
Cartman pushes Kronburger up against the cage in a clinch.
Kronburger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Kronburger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kronburger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kronburger pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt - Kronburger sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kronburger is looking to wear down Cartman with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cartman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kronburger defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Kronburger lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Kronburger.
Shawn Kronburger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kronburger.
Cartman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Kronburger saw that one coming.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kronburger.
Kronburger scores with a leg kick.
Cartman has managed to clinch.
Kronburger tries to work over Cartman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kronburger takes a knee to the side of the body.
Cartman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kronburger's elbow.
Cartman has Kronburger pressed against the cage, preventing Kronburger from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Shawn Kronburger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a body punch.
Kronburger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kronburger misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A head punch on the inside from Kronburger fails to land.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kronburger.
A left hand lands to the body for Cartman.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman working Kronburger over with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kronburger misses with the head strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kronburger.
Cartman gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Cartman missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cartman performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cartman thows a huge punch but Kronburger dodges it nicely.
Kronburger is looking to control Cartman's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kronburger avoid being mounted?
Cartman seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Kronburger misses with a looping right.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Cartman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
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hype
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