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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yippe Motherfucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yippe Motherfucker will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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186 cm
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225 lbs
5 - 6 - 0 |
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225 cm
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280 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Randy Couture! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Yippe Motherfucker! The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Luis Engracia and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The fight stays on the outside here - Motherfucker looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Couture throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Couture tries to land a leg kick but Motherfucker saw it coming and moves away.
Randy Couture seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Couture with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Couture fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Motherfucker manages to avoid it. Couture shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Motherfucker napping and manages to drive through into side control! Check out the look on Couture's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Couture is trying to ground and pound but Motherfucker uses the momentary lack of control by Couture to regain half guard. Couture throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Motherfucker looking to work for a kimura from the bottom. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Couture thows a huge punch but Motherfucker dodges it nicely.
Motherfucker blocking the ground and pound attempt from Couture.
That's one minute gone in the round. Couture missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Motherfucker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Couture wants to free his trapped foot but Motherfucker is holding on for dear life with his legs. Couture sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Motherfucker defending well though. Couture throws a strike but Motherfucker avoids it easily and moves to full guard. Couture thows a big elbow that misses. Couture has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player. Motherfucker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Couture throws a big right hand that misses. Couture missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Motherfucker working for a triangle but Couture defends it easily.
Couture postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Couture trying to control the position from guard on top but Motherfucker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Couture throws a big right hand that misses. Couture might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground. Hammerfist, elbow! yells Couture's corner. There ya go! There ya go! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Motherfucker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Couture postures up in Motherfucker's guard and throws a big left but Motherfucker blocks it. Couture postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Motherfucker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Motherfucker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Couture throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Couture working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Couture knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Motherfucker on the ground. Couture is looking to work some ground and pound but Motherfucker has wrist control. Couture in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Couture trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Couture throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Motherfucker works some decent striking defense from the bottom. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Couture accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Motherfucker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Couture being controlled here momentarily. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Couture trying to control the position from guard on top but Motherfucker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Motherfucker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Couture. Couture throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Motherfucker works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Couture thows a big elbow that misses. Motherfucker working for a triangle but Couture defends it easily.
Couture won't allow Motherfucker to sweep him here.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Motherfucker is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Motherfucker wants to sweep but no luck. Couture avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Couture trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. Couture with a flurry of punches that miss. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Couture throwing strikes from guard but Motherfucker blocks nicely. Couture thows a big elbow that misses. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Randy Couture dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Couture is looking to clinch. Couture shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Motherfucker's guard. Couture missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Motherfucker trying to strike off his back.
Couture looking to sit in guard and control but Motherfucker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Couture trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from! Randy Couture overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. Couture thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage. Motherfucker is looking to work some ground and pound but Couture has wrist control. Couture striking off his back but it's not causing Motherfucker any problems. Couture throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land. Couture throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land. Motherfucker in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Couture throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Couture on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Couture tries to get out of the position. Motherfucker slips nicely into half guard, despite the strikes coming from Couture.
That's one minute gone in the round. Motherfucker throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Couture lands with a few short shots to the body. Couture wants to sweep but Motherfucker has passed to side control! Couture wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land. Motherfucker decides to stand up, so the ref orders Couture to his feet. Motherfucker gets caught flat footed, as Couture shoots in with a quick takedown into guard. Couture in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Couture is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. Couture trying to control the position from guard on top but Motherfucker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Couture tries to free his leg and advance position but Motherfucker is retaining full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Couture is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Couture throws a big right hand that misses. Couture in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Couture with a flurry of punches that miss. Couture is looking to work some ground and pound but Motherfucker has wrist control. Motherfucker is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a tringle but Couture frees his head nicely. Oh but Motherfucker has switched to an armbar! Couture is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Yippe Motherfucker!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
63% |
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