PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jean Francois Sissypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evan Pike (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sissypants comes to the cage accompanied by Kool And The Gang - Jungle Boogie . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Francois Sissypants
vs
Pike

190 cm
23
250 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

195 cm
23
250 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Francois Sissypants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Evan Pike!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sissypants throws a sloppy head kick and Pike moves out of range easily.
Sissypants fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Pike scores with a leg kick.
Sissypants on the wrong end of a nice hook.

It looks like Jean Francois Sissypants has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sissypants shoots in but no luck this time.
Pike lands with a right hand.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pike.
Sissypants is breathing heavily.
Nice cross by Pike.

Pike feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Sissypants sprawling to the canvas! Sissypants rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Pike finish him?!

Sissypants is rocked!
Pike drops Sissypants with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Sissypants! Pike dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evan Pike!