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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russian Experiment V (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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156 lbs
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158 lbs
23 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Russian Experiment V!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Experiment V.
Experiment V loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
Simpson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A combination from Simpson does no damage.
Simpson misses with an uppercut
enabling Experiment V to counter with a crisp jab.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Experiment V checks the leg kick nicely there.
Experiment V uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Simpson .
Experiment V throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters circling - Experiment V throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Experiment V scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Simpson clobbers Experiment V with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A low kick from Experiment V is predictable there
and Simpson counters with a nice uppercut.
Experiment V jabs at Simpson 's body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Experiment V digs a good body shot into Simpson 's ribs.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Simpson lands a nice shot that snaps Experiment V's head back.
Experiment V throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Simpson counter with a right hand.
Simpson connects with a high kick.
Experiment V looks to score with a jab to the body but Simpson is just out of range.
Experiment V keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Experiment V misses with a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Experiment V misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Simpson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Experiment V's shoulder, as Experiment V tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson throws a one two combo.
Simpson throws a head kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Experiment V.
Experiment V wants to slow Simpson down by chopping away at his legs.
Simpson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Experiment V counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Experiment V throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson 's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Experiment V showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Simpson .
A jab from Experiment V misses.
Experiment V misses the jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Experiment V was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson .
Experiment V swings away with a leg kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Simpson .
Experiment V blocks the body kick.
Simpson 's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Experiment V connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Simpson scrambles back to his feet.
Experiment V takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Simpson fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Experiment V is out of range.
Experiment V doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Experiment V lands with a kick to the temple. Simpson shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Simpson throws a low kick but Experiment V moves out of range easily.
Experiment V scores with a nice strike.
Simpson lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Experiment V checks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Experiment V throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Experiment V misses the body punch
and Simpson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Experiment V.
Simpson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Experiment V.
Simpson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Experiment V jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Simpson scores with a sloppy right hand. Experiment V should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Experiment V throws a big shot that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson throws a chopping leg kick but Experiment V manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Experiment V throws a hook but Simpson blocks it.
Simpson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Experiment V uses good head movement to avoid it.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Experiment V uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment V swings widly with a right hand
and Simpson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Experiment V takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
An inside leg kick from Experiment V misses.
Experiment V feints and then cracks Simpson 's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Simpson down.
Experiment V ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Simpson moves away.
Experiment V with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Simpson to score with a decent uppercut.
Simpson slips a jab from Experiment V.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Simpson as he connects with a hook.
Simpson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Experiment V counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Simpson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Experiment V looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Experiment V throws a push kick but Simpson slaps the foot to one side.
Experiment V fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Simpson checks it well.
Nice jab there from Simpson .
Simpson misses with a low kick as Experiment V jumps back.
Simpson avoids a kick to the body.
Simpson throws a jab when Experiment V was well out of range.
Russian Experiment V seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson misses with a low kick.
Simpson misses with a right hand
and Experiment V counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Experiment V catches Simpson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Simpson misses.
Experiment V throws a series of punches but Simpson moves out of range.
Experiment V takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Simpson throws a sloppy body shot
and Experiment V counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Simpson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Experiment V in his tracks.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Experiment V uses good head movement to avoid it.
Simpson delivers a nice body kick.
Experiment V misses the shot to the body.
Simpson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Experiment V steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Simpson .
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Experiment V.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson cracks a nice hook into Experiment V's ribs.
Experiment V fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Experiment V misses the target.
A swing and a miss from Simpson .
Simpson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Experiment V has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Simpson scores with a decent looking hook.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Experiment V's shoulder, as Experiment V tries to avoid the shot.
Experiment V closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Experiment V throws a wild body kick that Simpson sees coming a mile off.
Experiment V swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Simpson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Experiment V.
Experiment V thows a left - swing and a miss!
Simpson attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Experiment V.
Nice defenses there by Experiment V.
Simpson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Experiment V misses with a body kick.
Simpson throws a good cross that connects.
Experiment V misses with a hook
and Simpson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Experiment V's knee momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Experiment V walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Experiment V moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Russian Experiment V will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
A clash of legs there as Experiment V blocks the low kick.
Experiment V drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Simpson throws the kick towards the body but Experiment V avoids it.
Simpson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Simpson is looking to land body kicks.
Simpson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Experiment V.
Experiment V gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Experiment V lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson is looking to land body kicks.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Experiment V.
Experiment V avoids the head kick by Simpson .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson connects with a solid leg kick.
Experiment V's corner calls for a 1-2. Experiment V obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
Simpson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Simpson connects with a nice looking jab.
Simpson defending well as Experiment V loads up on a big left hand.
Simpson lands the left hand.
Experiment V pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Simpson fails to land with a series of punches.
Experiment V looks for the body kick but Simpson saw that one coming.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Experiment V.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A swing and a miss from Experiment V.
Experiment V wants to land a leg kick but Simpson is out of range.
Simpson loads up on a big right hand but Experiment V slips the punch.
Simpson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Experiment V takes a swing at Simpson 's ribcage but misses.
Simpson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Simpson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Experiment V closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A left and a right from Simpson both land. Nice combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson misses with a two punch combination.
Experiment V gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Simpson counters with a low kick, right behind Experiment V 's knee.
Experiment V looks to land a body kick but Simpson moved away.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Experiment V has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Simpson lands a right hook to the body.
Simpson misses with a hook.
Experiment V uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Simpson .
Experiment V is looking to land body kicks.
Simpson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Experiment V throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Experiment V's sensitive parts.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Experiment V back to the cage. Simpson follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Simpson tests Experiment V's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Simpson checks a leg kick.
Simpson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Simpson misses with an uppercut. Experiment V saw that one coming.
Experiment V misses with a body punch
and Experiment V takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Simpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Experiment V manages to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Experiment V throws a head kick that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.
A big right from Simpson misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Simpson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson !
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