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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Angola Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Janne Jakoavain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Im Too Sexy. Janne Jakoavain told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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183 lbs
16 - 10 - 0 |
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190 cm
26
183 lbs
21 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Angola Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Janne Jakoavain!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Dmitry Maklakov and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jakoavain is out of range.
Bob showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jakoavain.
Jakoavain throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bob tries to move into range but Jakoavain moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jakoavain closes the distance and pushes Bob back into the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Jakoavain fails to land.
Bob lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jakoavain manages to break the clinch.
Bob fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jakoavain scores with a nice right hand.
Bob bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bob lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob lands with a kick to the temple. Jakoavain shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jakoavain staying out of range there.
Jakoavain wants to clinch up but Bob keeps it at a distance.
Jakoavain checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bob misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jakoavain tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jakoavain throws a leg kick but Bob sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bob throws a low kick, looking for Jakoavain's leg but Jakoavain calmly moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Jakoavain.
Bob scores with a nice head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bob looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jakoavain checks a low kick from Bob.
Bob attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jakoavain thows a body shot but no joy.
Jakoavain throws a right and a left that Bob avoids nicely.
Good work by Jakoavain as he checks the leg kick.
Bob keeps the fight on the outside.
Jakoavain tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jakoavain moves out of range of the body kick from Bob.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with a straight left.
Jakoavain clobbers Bob with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jakoavain throws a right hand that Bob ducks under and follows up with a left that Bob also avoids with ease.
Jakoavain wants to slow Bob down by chopping away at his legs.
Bob throws a low kick but Jakoavain moves out of range easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Bob.
Bob lunges at Jakoavain with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jakoavain's hand.
Bob scores with a leg kick.
Jakoavain lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jakoavain looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jakoavain swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jakoavain misses with a left hand
and Bob counters with a nice body shot.
Bob scores with the left hand. Jakoavain knows he should have avoided that one.
Bob slips a jab from Jakoavain.
Bob steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jakoavain.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jakoavain throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bob throws a low kick but Jakoavain moves out of range easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bob wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jakoavain tries to clinch but Bob moves away
and Bob counters with a low kick, right behind Jakoavain 's knee.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bob. Jakoavain does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Angola Bob will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Jakoavain misses with a body kick.
Jakoavain tries a low kick but Bob avoids it.
Bob misses with a body shot.
Jakoavain throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bob sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jakoavain lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bob has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bob and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bob misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jakoavain.
Bob doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jakoavain throws a head kick but Bob moves out of range.
Jakoavain swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bob counters with a low kick, right behind Jakoavain 's knee.
Bob attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jakoavain swings for the body but Bob moves out of range.
Jakoavain missing with a left hand there. Bob was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bob throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jakoavain is looking to clinch.
Jakoavain lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bob circles away quickly and effectively.
Bob throws a leg kick which misses Jakoavain's front leg but catches the back leg as Jakoavain tries to avoid it.
Jakoavain is breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Jakoavain.
Bob lands a glancing blow to the side of Jakoavain's head.
Jakoavain misses the shot to the body.
Bob on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Angola Bob is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bob throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jakoavain throws a body punch but Bob moves out of range.
Bob lands a leg kick that knocks Jakoavain off balance momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jakoavain takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bob tries a low kick but Jakoavain avoids it.
Jakoavain doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bob ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jakoavain takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bob throws a leg kick but Jakoavain sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob throws a right hand that Jakoavain ducks under and follows up with a left that Jakoavain also avoids with ease.
Bob scores with a body shot.
Jakoavain takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Jakoavain in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
A low kick from Bob misses
and Jakoavain counters with a stiff right hand.
Bob lands with a shot to the body.
Jakoavain tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Bob to counter with a crisp jab.
Bob throws a chopping leg kick but Jakoavain manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob takes a swing at Jakoavain's ribcage but misses.
Bob moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jakoavain fails to land with a series of punches.
Good exchange - Bob coming out on top.
A jab from Jakoavain misses.
Jakoavain tries to clinch but Bob is having none of it.
Jakoavain misses with a hook. Bob ducked under it nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jakoavain tries a head kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jakoavain misses with a head kick.
Jakoavain darts in trying to clinch
and Bob counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Angola Bob dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Jakoavain looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bob throws a leg kick
and Jakoavain counters with a nice uppercut.
Bob lands a right hook to the body.
Bob misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bob misses the jab.
Jakoavain gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jakoavain throws a leg kick
and Bob counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jakoavain throws a body punch but Bob moves out of range.
Jakoavain misses with a straight left.
A low kick from Bob is predictable there
and Jakoavain counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bob.
Jakoavain lands with a hook. Bob tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bob takes a swing at Jakoavain's ribcage but misses.
Jakoavain tries a head kick but it misses.
Bob tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jakoavain throws a combination that misses
and Bob counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jakoavain takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bob tries a head kick but it misses.
Jakoavain connects with a body shot.
Jakoavain walks into a left hand.
Jakoavain misses with a two punch combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jakoavain chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.
Jakoavain swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bob cracks Jakoavain with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jakoavain.
Bob drops his hands momentarily and Jakoavain takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jakoavain throws out the jab.
Jakoavain throws a lazy right hand but Bob sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Janne Jakoavain has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jakoavain misses with a lunging right hand
and Bob counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bob shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob scores with a leg kick.
Jakoavain jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bob lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Bob lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jakoavain throws a low kick but Bob avoids it.
Bob jabs at Jakoavain's body.
Jakoavain misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bob.
Jakoavain throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bob.
Jakoavain looks to clinch
and Bob makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob avoids the head kick by Jakoavain.
Bob lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jakoavain's sensitive parts.
Jakoavain has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bob finds it's way round the side to connect with Jakoavain's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jab by Bob.
Jakoavain throws a sloppy head kick and Bob moves out of range easily.
Jakoavain takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bob fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jakoavain misses with a wild body shot.
Bob lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jakoavain's sensitive parts.
And that's the end of the fight!
Angola Bob showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bob, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Angola Bob!
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hype
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