PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Josh The Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bigus The Whopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Whopper has chosen gay bar by electric 7 as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Hammer
vs
The Whopper

198 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

198 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers ground

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Josh The Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bigus The Whopper!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Hammer wants to clinch up but The Whopper keeps it at a distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Hammer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

The Whopper scores a takedown into full mount!
The Hammer tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The Hammer in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The Whopper scoring with strikes but The Hammer is staying in there.
The Whopper tries to control but The Hammer wriggling away.
The Whopper throws some wild stikes that The Hammer manages to avoid easily.
The Whopper landing strikes from the mount and The Hammer is in trouble!

The Hammer is rocked!
The Whopper looking to control but The Hammer is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The Hammer is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The Whopper avoids the attempt from The Hammer to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Whopper scores with a couple of good head shots there.
The Hammer can't escape the position.
The Whopper is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. The Hammer can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
The Whopper thowing shots but they're missing.
The Hammer tries to reverse the position but The Whopper maintains control.
The Whopper scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish The Hammer?
The Hammer bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
The Whopper looking for a sweep. Not yet The Whopper, not yet.
The Hammer trying to control but The Whopper is working from the bottom.
The Hammer tries to free his leg and advance position but The Whopper is retaining full guard.

The Hammer drops back looking for a leg! The Whopper is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and The Whopper manages to kick The Hammer off! The Hammer jumps back into The Whopper's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Hammer pushes down on The Whopper's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The Hammer is breathing heavily.
The Whopper regains full guard. Nicely done.
The Hammer slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The Whopper is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
The Hammer wants to control but The Whopper is keeping him busy.
The Whopper avoids any damage from the ground and pound of The Hammer.
The Hammer tries to move to mount but The Whopper blocks the move with his legs.
The Hammer wants to stand but The Whopper is controlling his arm.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Whopper tries to bench press The Hammer off him but The Hammer keeps the position.
The Hammer tries to stand but The Whopper is controlling his head.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
The Hammer tries to clinch up but The Whopper circles away and keeps his distance.
The Hammer circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Whopper takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The Hammer tries to clinch but The Whopper is having none of it.
The Hammer tries to clinch up.
The Hammer wants to clinch up but The Whopper keeps it at a distance.

The Hammer gets caught flat footed, as The Whopper shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The Hammer has momentary wrist control but The Whopper slips an elbow through the middle.

The Hammer is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! The Whopper rolls with it to try and escape but The Hammer cranks on the arm and The Whopper is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Josh The Hammer!