PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Dummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barold Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dummy
vs
Cheese

225 cm
28
298 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

200 cm
21
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba Dummy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barold Cheese!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese tries to clinch

and Dummy decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Cheese's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Cheese throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Dummy escapes and throws Cheese's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Cheese is trying to escape the position but Dummy is controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dummy has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese looks to move to half guard but instead Dummy has passed into mount! Damn!
Dummy controlling from the full mount.
Cheese tries to hold on but Dummy postures up.
Dummy controlling the pace for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dummy seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Cheese for as long as he can get away with.
Dummy's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Cheese stops Dummy from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Dummy looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dummy forces the positional change into back control.
I would not like to be Cheese right now.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cheese rolls, trying to escape but Dummy keeps control of the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese turns into Dummy and is now in his guard.

Cheese has gone for a leg lock! Dummy slips out almost immediately though and dives into Cheese's guard.
Dummy passes Cheese's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Dummy content to control rather than advance.
Cheese wants to control but Dummy is keeping busy.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dummy looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba Dummy dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Cheese shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dummy's guard.
Dummy is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Cheese looking to pass the guard.
Cheese being controlled here momentarily.
Cheese looking to sit in guard and control but Dummy gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Cheese wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Dummy is now in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese wants to improve his position but Dummy is controlling well.

Cheese looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dummy stalling.
Cheese is looking for a sweep. Dummy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dummy is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Cheese gets full guard.
Cheese working a defensive guard but Dummy manages to pass into side control anyway.
Dummy slows the pace down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A control attempt from Cheese but he's now mounted!
Dummy content just to control the position here.
Cheese is working to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dummy sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Cheese is in all sorts of trouble here.
Dummy content just to control the position here.
Cheese is looking to improve his position but Dummy isn't that keen on the idea.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dummy takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bubba Dummy will probably get the nod.
That's time! Dummy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Cheese shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Dummy napping and manages to drive through into side control!

Cheese goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Dummy has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Cheese but great work by Dummy.
Dummy moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Cheese is trying to work for a sweep but Dummy has mounted him!
Dummy content just to control the position here.
Cheese is trying to escape the mount but Dummy keeps good control and instead manages to take Cheese's back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dummy controls the position.
Dummy controlling well, preventing Cheese from escaping the position.
Cheese is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Dummy.
Cheese rolls, trying to escape but Dummy keeps control of the position.
I would not like to be Cheese right now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese wants to control his opponent's hands but Dummy gets his hands free.
Cheese is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Dummy just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
I really don't envy Cheese right now.
Bubba Dummy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
I would not like to be Cheese right now.
Cheese tries to escape the position.
Cheese is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
You can see the frustration on Cheese's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dummy is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Cheese is trying to break free.
Bubba Dummy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cheese looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bubba Dummy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dummy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubba Dummy!