PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rakastaja Nurminen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armoton Armo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nurminen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Electric Six - Gay Bar. Rakastaja Nurminen could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Armoton Armo's chin.

Nurminen
vs
Armo

194 cm
25
225 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

202 cm
25
299 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Knockout power

Undead clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rakastaja Nurminen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Armoton Armo!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armo feints and then cracks Nurminen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Nurminen down.
Nurminen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Armo.
Nurminen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nurminen tries a head kick but it misses.
Armoton Armo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Armo tries to land a front kick but Nurminen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nurminen works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

It looks like Armoton Armo has been cut.
Nurminen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nurminen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nurminen.
A nice leg kick lands there from Nurminen.
Armo throws a leg kick
and Nurminen counters with a body kick.
Armo looks gassed!
Nurminen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nurminen works the jab nicely.

Nurminen feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Armo sprawling to the canvas! Armo rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Nurminen finish him?!

Armo is rocked!
Armo is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Nurminen doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Armo crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Armo's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rakastaja Nurminen!
An out of breath Rakastaja Nurminen thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.