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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jakobi Smithy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smithy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Korn- Freak on a Leash. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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163 lbs
8 - 9 - 0 |
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177 cm
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168 lbs
10 - 4 - 1 |
Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Jakobi Smithy!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Anthony Taglia and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smithy throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Turd 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Turd throws the left hand but Smithy avoids the punch easily.
Smithy with a nice cross.
Turd fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Smithy.
Smithy takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Turd goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Turd swings for the body but Smithy moves out of range.
Smithy misses with a low kick as Turd jumps back.
Turd takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Turd scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Turd working the head and body with strikes.
Smithy moves into full guard.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smithy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Smithy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Turd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Smithy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Smithy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Turd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd tries to free his leg and advance position but Smithy is retaining full guard.
Turd wants to control from the top but Smithy keeps moving.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Smithy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Turd wants to control from the top but Smithy keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Smithy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jakobi Smithy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Smithy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Turd throws a sloppy body shot
and Smithy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Smithy thows a body shot but no joy.
Turd throws a low kick but it's checked well by Smithy.
Smithy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd motions for Smithy to come forward. Turd throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Smithy ducks under a wild hook from Turd.
Smithy moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Turd throws a combination that misses
and Smithy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd misses with a low kick as Smithy jumps back.
Turd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Smithy but Smithy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Turd misses with a leg kick
and Turd takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Smithy scoring well with a low kick there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smithy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turd shoots in and drives through. Smithy sprawls well.
Smithy moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Smithy tries to sprawl but Turd drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Smithy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Turd is working away from the top position though.
Turd stalling away here and it's allowed Smithy to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smithy trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that One Turd will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Smithy scores with a hook to the body. Turd takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Smithy throws a quick inside leg kick.
A slow jab from Turd misses its intended target.
Smithy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Turd tries to move into range but Smithy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A left lands for Smithy.
Turd misses with a leg kick.
Smithy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Smithy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Smithy walks into a straight right hand from Turd.
Smithy misses with a body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Smithy.
Smithy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Turd momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Smithy is able to avoid easily.
Smithy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smithy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Turd closes the distance and clinches up with Smithy, looking for a takedown. Turd pushes Smithy against the cage but Smithy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Donk. Smithy catches Turd right on the button with a cross.
Smithy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Smithy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Smithy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Turd on the side of the head.
Smithy lands a nice hook to Turd's body. Turd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Turd looks to score with a jab to the body but Smithy is just out of range.
Smithy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Turd has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Both fighters circling a little - Smithy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smithy moves away from the strike by Turd.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Smithy as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for One Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Smithy throws a shot to the body.
Turd dips to his left and cracks Smithy with an uppercut!
Turd drops his hands momentarily and Smithy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Smithy scores with a head kick.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Smithy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Turd's head.
Smithy throws a head kick but Turd moves out of range.
Turd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A thudding body kick lands there by Smithy!
Turd throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Smithy's waist but Smithy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Turd off to one side.
Turd takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Smithy tries to bum rush Turd with a series of wild strikes but Turd uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A cross from Smithy lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Smithy lands a high kick!
Smithy throws a head kick that misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Smithy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Turd.
Turd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Smithy.
Turd rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Smithy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Smithy catches Turd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Turd lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Smithy circles away quickly and effectively.
Turd misses with a low kick.
A combination from Smithy does no damage.
Smithy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smithy connects with a solid leg kick.
Turd misses with the body kick
and Smithy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Turd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Turd misses with a combination
and Smithy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Turd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick from Smithy lands but Turd takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Smithy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Turd changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Smithy tries to avoid it but Turd manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Smithy to the ground. Smithy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Crunch! Smithy slams his shin into Turd's torso.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smithy.
Nice uppercut there from Smithy.
Turd throws the left hand but Smithy avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jakobi Smithy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Turd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A slapping leg kick lands for Smithy.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Smithy as he avoids it easily.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt - Smithy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Turd tries for a takedown but Smithy circles away easily
and Smithy counters with a low kick, right behind Turd 's knee.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for One Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smithy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Smithy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Smithy blocks a jab.
Smithy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smithy manages to avoid it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Smithy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turd.
Turd on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smithy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Turd.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Turd.
Smithy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Turd wants to control but Smithy is keeping him busy.
Turd tries to advance to mount but can't.
The strikes coming from Turd are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Smithy works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Turd thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Smithy trying to control but Turd postures up.
Nice strikes from Turd there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smithy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
Turd thows a huge punch but Smithy dodges it nicely.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Turd connects with a nice short shot to Smithy's temple.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Smithy is not content to let Turd control the position.
Smithy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
One Turd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Turd missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Turd takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Smithy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Turd is working away from the top position though.
Turd looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Smithy with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Smithy defending well though.
And that's the end of the fight!
One Turd showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 29:28
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... One Turd!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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