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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jonathan Sparks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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172 cm
30
163 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
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175 cm
27
163 lbs
9 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jonathan Sparks! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd! The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Franklyn Lucas and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! No joy there for Sparks, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sparks takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Turd throws a wild body kick that Sparks sees coming a mile off. Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
Sparks dodges the punch combination from Turd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sparks. Turd does a little dance to reset his feet. Turd takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Sparks cracks Turd with an open hand slap. Sparks drives through and clinches with Turd against the cage.
Turd wants a takedown.
Sparks throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Sparks lands a shoulder strike. Sparks tries a body shot but Turd blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! A right hand to the body from Sparks.
A short right from Sparks. A left hand lands to the body for Sparks.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sparks scores with a shoulder strike. Sparks digs a right hand into Turd's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Turd's gas tank. Sparks lands a hook to the side of the head. Turd struggles to land a body shot inside as Sparks controls his hands.
Sparks scores with a hook to the body. Turd looks gassed! Sparks lands an uppercut. Sparks pushes Turd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Turd slowing the pace effectively. A right hook to the body lands for Sparks.
Good body shot from Sparks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Sparks content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sparks.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Turd working hard to break the clinch. Sparks lands a body punch in the clinch. Sparks lands a right hand that snaps the head of Turd backwards. Turd is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Sparks gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt. Turd tries for a takedown but Sparks manages to get underhooks.
Jonathan Sparks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd. A quick uppercut on the inside from Sparks. Sparks lands a hook that snaps the head of Turd backwards. Sparks lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Turd backwards. Good body shot from Sparks.
Sparks pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Jonathan Sparks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Sparks lands a nice shot to the body.
Sparks dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Sparks lands with a nice body punch. Sparks lands a right hook to the body.
Turd on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sparks. Sparks obviously looking to wear him down.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A punch lands to the side of Turd 's head but he takes it in his stride. Sparks lands with a nice combination. Turd backs away looking to recover. Sparks connects with a nice looking jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Sparks. Sparks lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Turd at a distance.
Turd doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Sparks cracks Turd with a right hand to the side of the head. This has been an exciting period of action! Sparks lands a jab to Turd's midsection. Sparks connects with a body shot. Sparks with a body punch. A glancing blow. Turd takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Sparks is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Sparks lands a head shot. Sparks looks to land a combination. Turd sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Turd takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Sparks lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Sparks.
Turd is rocked! Sparks connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt Turd covering up! Sparks comes in with a big uppercut and Turd goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jonathan Sparks! Jonathan Sparks retains his lightweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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