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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cock Blocker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Gemini (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blocker comes to the cage accompanied by You ain't getting no pussy tonight bi..atch!!. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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154 lbs
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150 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cock Blocker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike Gemini!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gemini takes a swing at Blocker's ribcage but misses.
Blocker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Blocker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Blocker has his takedown stuffed
and Gemini counters with a nice body shot.
Blocker shoots in and drives through. Gemini sprawls well.
Gemini gets caught flat footed, as Blocker shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Blocker missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Blocker looking to pass the guard.
Gemini is trying to keep Blocker in close.
Blocker might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Blocker trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Blocker drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Blocker as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Gemini screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Blocker! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Cock Blocker!
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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