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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Floyd Purell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smackthatcow comes to the cage accompanied by Wretches & Kings. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Floyd Purell was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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250 lbs
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230 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Floyd Purell!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Paulo Santos and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that misses.
Purell lands with a shot to the body.
Purell getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up.
Purell misses with the combination.
Danga de danga de dang - Purell scores with a four punch combination!
It looks like Hugo Smackthatcow has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Purell blocks a head kick by Smackthatcow.
Purell keeps the fight on the outside.
No joy there for Purell, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A bone on bone clash there as Smackthatcow blocks the leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Purell. Those never looked like landing.
Purell lands a two punch combo.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up.
Purell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Purell swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackthatcow.
Purell scores with a three punch combo!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Purell cracks Smackthatcow with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Smackthatcow is rocked!
Purell swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackthatcow.
Purell swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smackthatcow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smackthatcow wants to clinch
and Purell counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Purell misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smackthatcow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Smackthatcow throws a right hand that Purell ducks under and follows up with a left that Purell also avoids with ease.
Purell swinging wildly here.
Purell lands a nice shot to the body.
Smackthatcow is breathing heavily.
Purell feints with a jab and clips Smackthatcow right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Smackthatcow is sent crashing into the canvas and Purell leaps in for the kill! Smackthatcow tries to get to his feet but Purell is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Smackthatcow is in need of a savior and steps in!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Floyd Purell!
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