PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jose Alberto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. Urinus Limberdinkle could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jose Alberto's chin.

Limberdinkle
vs
Alberto

167 cm
25
162 lbs
17 - 3 - 0

192 cm
25
185 lbs
17 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jose Alberto!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Alyssa Summers and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alberto looks for a takedown but Limberdinkle sprawls well.
Limberdinkle throws a nice head kick!
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Alberto swings widly with a right hand
and Limberdinkle counters with a good, hard body kick but Alberto shrugs it off.
Alberto misses with a straight left.
Limberdinkle attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Limberdinkle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Alberto misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Limberdinkle counters with a nice uppercut.

Alberto shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Alberto showed some decent athleticism there.
Limberdinkle is looking for a sweep. Alberto is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is working hard here to advance position.
Limberdinkle keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Limberdinkle is trying to get back to full guard.
Still in half guard, Alberto seems content to control.
Limberdinkle is trying is best to control the position here.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Limberdinkle takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Alberto blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle wants to land a leg kick but Alberto is out of range.
Alberto shoots in for a double leg but Limberdinkle sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Alberto misses with a series of wild punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lets loose with a powerful body kick. Alberto will feel that in the morning.
Limberdinkle is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Alberto misses with a two punch combination.

Alberto instigates a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it's blocked.

Alberto has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Limberdinkle is trying to keep an underhook but Alberto manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Limberdinkle gets back to full guard.
Limberdinkle working a defensive guard here.
Limberdinkle wants to sweep but no luck.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Alberto accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Alberto won't allow Limberdinkle to sweep him here.
Limberdinkle is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Urinus Limberdinkle wasn't doing enough on the ground.
A big left from Alberto misses.
Limberdinkle lands a high kick!
Jose Alberto seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alberto shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Limberdinkle as he avoids it easily.
Urinus Limberdinkle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jose Alberto.
Limberdinkle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Alberto throws out the jab.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but Alberto moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Alberto shoots in for a double leg but Limberdinkle sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Alberto misses with an uppercut
and Limberdinkle counters with an outside leg kick.
Limberdinkle keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Alberto.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A big left from Alberto misses.
Alberto avoids a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Limberdinkle scores with a nice body kick.
Alberto bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Limberdinkle's head.
Both fighters circling a little - Limberdinkle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle fakes the leg kick and cracks Alberto in the body.
Alberto sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick from Limberdinkle lands but Alberto takes it in his stride.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that Alberto semi-blocks.
Alberto on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Limberdinkle thumps Alberto with a low kick.
Alberto moves out of range of the body kick.
Limberdinkle fails to land the takedown.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a low kick but Alberto moves his leg out of the way.
Limberdinkle is looking to land body kicks.
Alberto paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Limberdinkle ducks under a wild hook from Alberto.
Limberdinkle takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Alberto fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Alberto might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Alberto misses with a straight left.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Alberto sees it coming and moves out of range.
Limberdinkle misses with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle fakes the leg kick and cracks Alberto in the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a wild body shot.
Alberto throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Limberdinkle counters with an inside leg kick.
Alberto slips under a jab from Limberdinkle.
Alberto tries to clinch there but Limberdinkle circles away.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Alberto looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Alberto's calf.
Alberto takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Limberdinkle here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

Alberto dives in and scores a takedown into Limberdinkle's guard.
Alberto is breathing heavily.
Limberdinkle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Limberdinkle is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Limberdinkle throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Limberdinkle tries to pass to full mount but Alberto defends it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle working the head and body with strikes.
Limberdinkle throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Alberto blocking the ground and pound attempt from Limberdinkle.
Alberto is refusing to be controlled, as Limberdinkle sits in half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Limberdinkle trying to control the action but Alberto is working from the bottom.
Limberdinkle missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Alberto is looking for a sweep. Limberdinkle is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Alberto moves into full guard.
Alberto trying to keep a closed guard but Limberdinkle is proving a slippery customer.
Limberdinkle advances position into side control!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is looking to take a break and control but Alberto is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Who's going to make the next move?
Alberto takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position but Alberto is working away.
Alberto gets back to half guard.

Limberdinkle seems to be looking for submissions.
Limberdinkle looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Alberto does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Alberto wants to improve his position but Limberdinkle is controlling well.
Alberto works his way to full guard. Good work.
Alberto keeping moving, preventing Limberdinkle from controlling successfully.
Alberto looking for a sweep. Not yet Alberto, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but Alberto is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Alberto is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Limberdinkle is controlling him.
Limberdinkle has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Alberto wants to sweep but no luck.
Limberdinkle wants to pass the guard but Alberto is keeping the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Urinus Limberdinkle just wasn't active enough.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Alberto misses with a hook
and Limberdinkle counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

Alberto shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Limberdinkle's guard.
Limberdinkle working a defensive guard here.
Alberto with a flurry of punches that miss.
Limberdinkle wants to sweep but no luck.
Limberdinkle is trying to keep Alberto in close.
Alberto throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Alberto wants to control from the top but Limberdinkle keeps moving.
Limberdinkle has control of Alberto's left arm, preventing Alberto from doing any damage.

Urinus Limberdinkle has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Alberto fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Limberdinkle manages to avoid it.
Urinus Limberdinkle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alberto throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An inside leg kick from Limberdinkle misses.
Alberto has a takedown stuffed.
Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Alberto takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Alberto moves out of range easily.
Alberto checks the leg kick.
Limberdinkle will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Urinus Limberdinkle is winning the standup battle so far.
Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Jose Alberto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alberto lands with a cross.
Limberdinkle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Alberto throws out the jab.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Alberto moves out of range easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Alberto down.
Limberdinkle throws a nice inside leg kick.
Alberto fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Limberdinkle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Alberto. That did some damage!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Alberto checks it.
Limberdinkle lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Alberto has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Limberdinkle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alberto throws a right and a left that both miss.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick that knocks Alberto off balance momentarily.
Limberdinkle throws a front kick aimed at Alberto's knee but Alberto avoids it well.
Limberdinkle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Alberto throws a one two combo.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Alberto thows a body shot but no joy.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Alberto moves out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Alberto. That did some damage!
Alberto looks to land a right hand but Limberdinkle moved out of range.
Limberdinkle lands a nice looking body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a nice head kick!
Alberto is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Alberto looks to land a left hand but Limberdinkle moved out of range nicely.
Limberdinkle throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle lets loose with a powerful body kick. Alberto will feel that in the morning.
Sloppy strikes from Alberto. Those never looked like landing.
Alberto takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Alberto steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Limberdinkle. That one must have hurt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Limberdinkle - that will leave a mark!
Limberdinkle bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Limberdinkle lands with an uppercut that bounces Alberto off the cage and back into rage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Limberdinkle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!