PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Some People. David has chosen Braveheart Theme as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mark David was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jones
vs
David

202 cm
22
292 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

201 cm
19
286 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Top MMA Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Roger Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Mark David!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Glass and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones is looking to chop away at David's legs.
Jones looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
David blocks the body kick.
David misses with a wild combination.
Jones lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Jones.
David scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
David digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones avoids the head kick by David.
Donk. David catches Jones right on the button with a cross.
David wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
David lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
David lands a nice shot to the body.
David cracks Jones with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Jones looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can David finish him?

Jones is rocked!
David throws an uppercut from hell that sends Jones clean off his feet! He's out cold! David stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mark David!