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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Parameshwar Jolokia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jolokia's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Dimmu Borgir - The Mourning Palace. This should be a great matchup!
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219 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
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205 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Parameshwar Jolokia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Viktor Lagutenko and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jolokia throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Norris connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jolokia tries to land a front kick but Norris steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jolokia throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jolokia takes one on the button.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris misses with a series of wild punches.
Chuck Norris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jolokia closes the distance and pushes Norris back into the cage.
Norris taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Norris misses with some punches.
Norris tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Norris is trying to break the clinch but Jolokia is controlling him.
Norris's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jolokia walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris tries to clinch up but Jolokia circles away and keeps his distance.
Jolokia fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Parameshwar Jolokia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jolokia throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jolokia ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Norris tries for a takedown but Jolokia sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Norris on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Norris throws a head kick but Jolokia moves out of range.
Jolokia throws a sloppy head kick and Norris moves out of range easily.
Jolokia misses with a hook.
A head kick misses from Norris.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jolokia tries a head kick but it misses.
Norris misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jolokia.
Norris gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Jolokia digs a right hand into Norris's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Norris's gas tank.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Norris tries to pull guard but Jolokia holds him up against the cage and eventually Norris drops back down to his feet.
Parameshwar Jolokia has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chuck Norris.
Jolokia is working Norris over against the cage.
Norris looks gassed!
Jolokia lands a hook that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Jolokia lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jolokia lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Jolokia escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jolokia scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jolokia buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Norris takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Norris throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jolokia throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Norris.
Jolokia shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Norris eats them both and turns towards Jolokia to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Jolokia lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jolokia has managed to clinch.
Norris misses with a punch on the inside.
Jolokia's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Norris looks to clinch
and Jolokia cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jolokia avoids the body shot from Norris.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia connects with a good right hand that stumbles Norris. Norris circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jolokia takes the fight into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jolokia is pressed up against the cage. Norris has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Jolokia down to the mat. Jolokia avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jolokia. That's going to slow Norris down.
Norris looks to score with a jab to the body but Jolokia is just out of range.
Jolokia stuffs the takedown attempt from Norris. Norris gets slowly back to his feet.
Jolokia connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jolokia moves into the clinch successfully.
Norris breaks from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Parameshwar Jolokia dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jolokia throws a leg kick but Norris moved away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jolokia.
Norris looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jolokia fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Norris.
Jolokia uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Norris.
Jolokia throws a nice inside leg kick.
Norris steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jolokia. That one must have hurt.
Jolokia stuffs the takedown.
Norris has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jolokia finds it's way round the side to connect with Norris's head.
Norris wants to clinch.
Norris's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jolokia fails to land with a series of punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jolokia.
Norris throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jolokia throws an overhand right that lands on Norris's shoulder, as Norris tries to avoid the shot.
Norris tries to clinch but Jolokia is having none of it.
No joy there for Jolokia, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Norris tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jolokia paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Norris wants to clinch.
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Norris clinches.
Jolokia's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Norris scores with a punch to the head.
A head kick from Jolokia lands but Norris takes it in his stride.
Norris doesn't manage to clinch there - Jolokia circles away.
Norris lands with an uppercut that bounces Jolokia off the cage and back into range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris darts in trying to clinch
and Jolokia counters with a straight right hand.
Jolokia slips a jab and a cross from Norris.
Jolokia throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.
Norris shoots in for a takedown but Jolokia shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Norris tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jolokia makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Norris misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jolokia. That's going to slow Norris down.
Jolokia lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jolokia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jolokia throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Norris's head.
Norris takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jolokia gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Norris to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Norris is breathing heavily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Jolokia wants to stand and escape but Norris is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Parameshwar Jolokia will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Jolokia with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jolokia avoids the body shot from Norris.
Norris tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Norris on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jolokia. Jolokia obviously looking to wear him down.
Jolokia throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jolokia is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Norris missing with a left hand there. Jolokia was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jolokia blocks a head kick by Norris.
Norris fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jolokia lands a jab.
Parameshwar Jolokia is winning the standup battle so far.
Norris feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jolokias jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jolokia thumps Norris with a low kick.
Parameshwar Jolokia is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jolokia throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jab by Norris.
Jolokia looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A slapping body kick lands there for Norris.
Norris has a takedown stuffed.
Norris tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jolokia was well out of range. Poor timing from Norris.
Jolokia avoids a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jolokia avoids the head kick by Norris.
Norris has a takedown stuffed.
Norris takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Norris swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jolokia steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Norris.
Jolokia bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Norris tries to clinch up but Jolokia circles away and keeps his distance.
Norris needs to keep his hands up - Jolokia had a free shot at his head there.
Jolokia lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jolokia scores with a crisp jab that stopped Norris in his tracks.
A jab from Norris does it's job there.
Jolokia walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Parameshwar Jolokia is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Norris moves to clinch but Jolokia breaks away
and Jolokia counters with an outside leg kick.
Norris walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jolokia.
Norris wants to slow Jolokia down by chopping away at his legs.
Norris has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jolokia.
Norris misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Parameshwar Jolokia has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chuck Norris.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jolokia.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jolokia.
Jolokia moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Norris takes a swing at Jolokia's ribcage but misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jolokia.
Chuck Norris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jolokia sizes up Norris with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jolokia paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Norris just misses with a punch to the body.
Jolokia moves into the clinch successfully.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Parameshwar Jolokia.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jolokia, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:27
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parameshwar Jolokia!
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energy
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hype
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