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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chemical Ali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pamela Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ali comes into the arena with Slayer - Jihad blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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181 lbs
17 - 4 - 1 |
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182 cm
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178 lbs
15 - 2 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Chemical Ali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pamela Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Nard Betker and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ali lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ali on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Anderson throws a leg kick but Ali sees it coming and moves out of range.
Anderson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Anderson gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Ali connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Pamela Anderson has been cut.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ali.
Ali throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ali ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anderson moves away.
Jab from Ali.
Ali steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Anderson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ali swings away with a body shot that misses
and Anderson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ali throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ali misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ali tries to clinch up.
Ali throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ali throws an overhand right that lands on Anderson's shoulder, as Anderson tries to avoid the shot.
Anderson misses with a looping left.
Anderson avoids the head kick by Ali.
Anderson tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ali is able to avoid easily.
Ali thows a body shot but no joy.
Ali throws a leg kick that is checked
and Anderson counters with a takedown into side control.
Anderson wants to control but Ali is keeping him busy.
Ali tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Anderson wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Anderson working the ground and pound but Ali is defending the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ali is trying to get back to half guard.
Anderson controls the position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ali tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Anderson wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Ali is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Anderson off and has taken his back!
Ali is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Anderson is defending well though. Ali let's go of the attempt for now.
Ali doesn't have the hooks in and Anderson manages to turn into his guard.
Anderson trying to control but Ali is working from the bottom.
Ali working a defensive guard but Anderson passes into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali trying to control here.
Ali keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Ali is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Ali gets full guard.
Ali looking to control.
Ali seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Ali is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ali looking to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ali keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Anderson throws out a loose jab but Ali uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ali takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Anderson lands with a cross.
Ali scores with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anderson scores with a leg kick.
Anderson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ali closes the distance and clinches up with Anderson, looking for a takedown. Ali pushes Anderson against the cage but Anderson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ali throws a low kick but it's checked well by Anderson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Chemical Ali will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Ali cracks the inside of Anderson's front leg.
Ali lands a glancing blow to the side of Anderson's head.
Ali stuffs the takedown.
Ali lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Anderson at a distance.
Ali on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ali takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Ali throws a nice looking combination but Anderson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ali throws a hook but Anderson blocks it.
Ali thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ali is looking to score with low kicks.
Anderson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Ali tries a low kick but Anderson avoids it.
Ali misses with an uppercut. Anderson saw that one coming.
Anderson moves away from the strike by Ali.
Anderson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ali tries to avoid it but Anderson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ali to the ground. Ali escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Anderson lands a head kick!
Ali tries a head kick but it misses.
Ali moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Anderson misses with a left hand
and Ali counters with an outside leg kick.
A low kick from Ali is predictable there
and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson throws a leg kick
and Ali counters with a straight right hand.
A combination from Ali does no damage.
Ali looks to land a right hand but Anderson moved out of range.
Nice body punch from Anderson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anderson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Ali swings for the body but Anderson moves out of range.
Anderson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Anderson throws a leg kick which misses Ali's front leg but catches the back leg as Ali tries to avoid it.
Anderson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Anderson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Anderson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ali counters with a left to the body.
Chemical Ali has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pamela Anderson.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ali throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Anderson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Anderson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ali throws a hook but Anderson avoids it easily.
Ali misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ali throws a series of punches but Anderson avoids them all with ease.
Ali scores with a leg kick.
Ali tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ali is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Anderson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
An inside leg kick from Anderson misses.
Ali connects with a body shot that sends Anderson's belly button to the back.
Danga de danga de dang - Ali scores with a four punch combination!
Ali throws a low kick but Anderson moves out of range easily.
Ali misses with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a right hand to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Anderson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ali on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Anderson. Anderson obviously looking to wear him down.
Anderson tries to land a front kick but Ali steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Chemical Ali will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Ali swings away with a body shot that misses
and Anderson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Anderson moves out of range of the leg kick from Ali.
Anderson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Anderson dives in and grabs Ali's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ali pushes down on Anderson's head and hops out.
Ali scores with a body shot.
Ali digs a good hook to Anderson's body.
Chemical Ali seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ali.
Anderson thows a leg kick but Ali checks it
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Ali lands a head kick. Anderson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Anderson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anderson misses with a body shot.
Chemical Ali is winning the standup battle so far.
Ali thows a leg kick but Anderson checks it
and Anderson counters with an outside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ali chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ali throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ali misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ali tries to close the distance and clinch up but Anderson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Anderson shoots in looking for a takedown but Ali manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Anderson's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Anderson just misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ali.
Anderson throws out a loose jab but Ali uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pamela Anderson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ali fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Anderson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A low kick from Anderson is predictable there
and Ali connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Anderson scores with a head kick. Ali tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Anderson throws a good cross that connects.
Anderson shoots for a double leg takedown but Ali sprawls well. He's pushed Anderson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Chemical Ali has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pamela Anderson.
Anderson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ali manages to avoid it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Anderson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Ali has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Ali and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ali moves away from the strike by Anderson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ali scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Anderson doesn't seem bothered though.
Anderson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Ali taking a break here but Anderson is having none of it and regains half guard.
Ali throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ali lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Ali looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ali frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Anderson is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ali working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Ali wants to control the pace but Anderson is squirming around nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ali connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Ali working away from the top, dropping strikes.
That has opened up Pamela Anderson's cut even more.
Ali looking to control and managing it successfully.
Ali tries to control but Anderson wriggling away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Ali cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Ali has control of Anderson's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Anderson regains control of the situation pretty easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Chemical Ali showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ali has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chemical Ali!
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energy
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hype
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