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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rolf Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Less (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Rolf Harris has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rolf Harris seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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184 lbs
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180 cm
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185 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rolf Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Less!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Less scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Harris on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Less fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harris manages to avoid it.
Less throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harris is looking to clinch.
Less moves out of range of the leg kick from Harris.
Less misses with a looping left.
Less misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Harris.
Harris tries to clinch up but Less circles away and keeps his distance.
Less moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Harris takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Harris takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Harris takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Less dips to his left and cracks Harris with an uppercut!
Less is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Harris rather than just go for the knockout.
Harris shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Less as he jumps to the side.
Less ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Harris gets to his feet. Less looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Less thows a body shot but no joy.
Less scores with a sloppy right hand. Harris should have avoided that one.
Harris shoots in but no luck this time.
Harris shoots for a takedown but Less saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rolf Harris. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Harris throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Less's waist but Less gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Harris off to one side.
Jack Less seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harris misses with a takedown attempt - Less sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Harris is breathing heavily.
Less lands with a straight right. Harris didn't see that one coming.
Harris takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Less works Harris's body with a nice hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Less stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A cross from Less lands.
Harris drops his hands momentarily and Less takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Harris falls off balance throwing a combination
and Less counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheers as Less lands an impressive looking overhand right. Harris doesn't seem phased though.
Harris shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Harris misses with a two punch combination.
Harris takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Less jabs Harris to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Less lands an overhand right.
Jack Less is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Harris takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harris on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Less with a nice cross.
Nice sprawl there from Less as Harris shoots in.
Less is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Harris had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Less looks to score with a jab to the body but Harris is just out of range.
Less lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Less will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Less dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Harris throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Less's waist but Less gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Harris off to one side.
Less circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice takedown defense from Less. No joy for Harris on that attempt.
Less connects with a good right hand that stumbles Harris. Harris circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Less throws a good cross that connects.
Less lands a right hook to the body.
Less lands a glancing blow to the side of Harris's head.
Harris takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Harris is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Harris shoots in for a double leg but Less sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Less stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Less connects with a body shot that sends Harris's belly button to the back.
Less jabs at Harris's body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Less uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Harris has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Donk. Less catches Harris right on the button with a cross.
Less jabs Harris to the body, keeping him at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Less dominated that round.
That's time! Harris's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Less lands with a cross.
Nice jab there from Less.
Harris wants to clinch.
Less throws a lazy right hand but Harris sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Less scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Less cracks Harris with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Less jabs Harris right on the nose. Harris blinks but takes it well.
Less lands a nice hook to Harris's body. Harris takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Less moves into range and connects with a jab.
Less stuffs the takedown.
Harris avoids the body shot from Less.
Rolf Harris is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Less connects with a good right hand that stumbles Harris. Harris circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Harris tries to clinch up but Less circles away and keeps his distance.
Harris tries to clinch there but Less circles away.
Harris looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Less moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Less lands with a cross.
Nice straight punches there by Less. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Less.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Less, as that shot connected.
Harris takes one to the side of the head.
Less connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Harris momentarily.
Harris fails with the takedown.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Less lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Less lands a right hook to the body.
Less throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Less scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Harris shoots in and bounces Less off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Less is adopting a defensive guard.
Harris trying to control the position from guard on top but Less is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harris prevents Less from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harris chips away with some ground and pound.
Less not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Less wants to sweep but no luck.
Harris content to stall in guard here.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
No joy there for Less, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Harris throws a one two combo.
Harris fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Less to the ground. Harris is now in Less's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harris advances position into side control!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harris wants to control but Less is keeping him busy.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Less can do anything to dispel that myth.
Less is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Harris is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Harris is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Harris controlling from the full mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Harris landing shots from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rolf Harris dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Less takes a swing at Harris's ribcage but misses.
Harris is looking to clinch.
Less scores with a hook.
Harris manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Less on his heels. He'll look to pass Less's guard now, I'm sure.
Less keeping moving, preventing Harris from controlling successfully.
Harris wants to pass the guard but Less is keeping the position.
Less wants to stand up but Harris is controlling him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Harris lands a couple of digs.
Harris forces his way into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Less takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Less is looking for a sweep. Harris is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Less wants to control but Harris is keeping busy.
Less wants to get back to his feet.
Harris works his way into full mount!
Harris scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Less?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Less is bucking up trying to escape but Harris cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Less is rocked!
Harris lands a big elbow - Less is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Less is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Rolf Harris!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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