PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Goddurn Mess (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fap Soup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mess
vs
Soup

180 cm
18
177 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
170 lbs
2 - 3 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goddurn Mess!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fap Soup!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A clash of legs there as Soup blocks the low kick.
Soup keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Mess.

Mess shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Mess is standing up over Soup. Soup looks to escape but Mess dives into side control.
Soup is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Mess has just dragged him back down to the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mess scores with a couple of short elbows.
Soup wants to get back to his feet but Mess is dominant here and he's now got Soup's back!
Soup is trying to stand back up.
Soup really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mess. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Soup is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mess is landing with strikes from the back.
Soup is trying to stand back up.

Soup is trying to get back to his feet. He's worked up on to his knees and now he's on his feet with his head on the canvas, trying to shake Mess off. It looks like it's working - Mess slides off, much to his dismay, and we're back to standing! Soup displaying calm under pressure there.
Sloppy strikes from Soup. Those never looked like landing.
Soup lands with a nice combination. Mess backs away looking to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mess misses with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Mess throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mess misses with a wild body shot.
Soup lands a jab to the head.
Soup takes a swing at Mess's ribcage but misses.
Mess looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Goddurn Mess. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Soup throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mess ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Soup throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Soup looks gassed!
Mess showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Soup.
Mess tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Soup was well out of range. Poor timing from Mess.
Mess misses with a wild combination.
Soup throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mess dips to his left and cracks Soup with an uppercut!

It looks like Fap Soup has been cut.
Mess misses with a left hand
and Soup counters with a body kick.
Soup misses with a head kick.
Soup takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soup takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mess throws a right hand that Soup ducks under and follows up with a left that Soup also avoids with ease.
Mess with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mess throws a chopping leg kick but Soup manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Soup dodges the punch combination from Mess.
Mess tried to score with a low kick but Soup checks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mess displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Mess misses with a low kick.
Mess lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Soup circles away quickly and effectively.
Soup throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Goddurn Mess dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fap Soup's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

No joy there for Soup, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mess throws a series of punches but Soup moves out of range.
Mess shoots for a takedown but Soup saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Mess throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mess shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Soup as he jumps to the side.
Nice shot by Soup.
Soup swinging wildly here.
Mess throws a low kick, looking for Soup's leg but Soup calmly moves out of range.
Mess swinging wildly here.
Soup pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Soup moves out of range as Mess throws a body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Soup. That's going to slow Mess down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Soup looks to land a combination but Mess avoids it well.
Soup misses with the combination.
Soup keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Goddurn Mess. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mess misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Soup lands with a right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Soup. Mess does a little dance to reset his feet.
Soup scores with a nice right hand.
Soup checks a low kick from Mess.
Mess dives in and grabs Soup's left leg, looking for a takedown. Soup pushes down on Mess's head and hops out.
A left and a right from Soup both land. Nice combination.
Mess closes the distance and clinches up with Soup, looking for a takedown. Mess pushes Soup against the cage but Soup circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Soup throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mess stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Goddurn Mess is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Soup tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mess misses with a double jab.
Soup avoids the body shot from Mess.
Soup swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Soup lands with a slapping head kick.
Soup is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Soup moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Mess throws a combination that misses
and Soup counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Mess closes this distance looking for a takedown but Soup circles away.

Mess shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Mess wants to lay and pray for a moment but Soup keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mess looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Mess trying to control from Soup's half guard. Soup has other ideas though and has regained full guard.

Soup has his feet on Mess's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Soup misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Soup chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mess can pounce on him.
Soup throws a right hand that Mess ducks under and follows up with a left that Mess also avoids with ease.
Mess chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Soup can pounce on him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mess has a takedown stuffed.
Soup pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Soup scores with the left hand. Mess knows he should have avoided that one.
Mess looks to land a combination but Soup avoids it well.
Mess is trying hard to land a takedown here. Soup sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Mess ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Soup moves away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Mess.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Soup misses with a head kick.

Mess changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Soup looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Soup wants to get back to his feet but Mess drags him back down.
Soup wants to get back to his feet but Mess is dominant here and he's now got Soup's back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Fap Soup will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Fap Soup's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Mess connects with a body shot.
Soup stuffs the takedown attempt from Mess. Mess gets slowly back to his feet.
Goddurn Mess seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mess shoots in but no luck this time.
Soup throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Soup is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Soup connects with a leg kick. Mess looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Soup looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mess bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Mess looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Goddurn Mess. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mess throws a chopping leg kick but Soup manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Soup slips under a jab from Mess.
Soup takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A bone on bone clash there as Soup blocks the leg kick.
Mess misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Mess shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Soup but Soup pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mess shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Soup pinned against the cage. Soup gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mess is looking to score with low kicks.
Soup lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mess circles away quickly and effectively.
A head kick from Soup lands but Mess takes it in his stride.
Mess closes this distance looking for a takedown but Soup circles away.
Soup stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Soup wants it to stay on the feet.
Mess throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Soup counters with a nice low kick that buckles Mess's knee momentarily.
Soup lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Mess misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fap Soup is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Soup lands a head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mess throws a series of punches but Soup moves out of range.
Left hook, right uppercut from Soup.
Soup explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Soup swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mess clobbers Soup with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Soup ducks right into an uppercut from Mess.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mess throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Mess misses with a wild combination.
Soup fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mess manages to avoid it.
Mess misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Soup dodges the punch combination from Mess.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soup bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Mess throws a head kick but Soup moves out of range.
Mess looks for a takedown but Soup sprawls well.
Soup throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Goddurn Mess is winning the standup battle so far.
Soup fakes the leg kick and cracks Mess in the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Mess is defended easily by Soup.
Soup scores with a head kick. Mess tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Mess takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Mess fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mess shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Soup but Soup pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Soup throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Mess is rocked!
Mess misses with a leg kick
and Soup counters with a nice kick to the body.
Oh Mess is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Soup! Mess is out on his feet! Soup rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Mess is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Mess is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fap Soup!