PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between San Franpsycho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cash Patrone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrone is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hatebreed - Live for this. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Franpsycho
vs
Patrone

198 cm
20
272 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

186 cm
21
225 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, San Franpsycho!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cash Patrone!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patrone tries to clinch there but Franpsycho circles away.
Franpsycho on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Franpsycho throws a hook but Patrone avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Patrone. Franpsycho does a little dance to reset his feet.
Patrone throws a left and a right that both miss
and Franpsycho counters with a nice uppercut.
Patrone uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Franpsycho.
Patrone on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Patrone takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Patrone on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Patrone misses with a wild body shot.
Franpsycho lands with a right hand.
Franpsycho missing with a left hand there. Patrone was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Franpsycho fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Patrone manages to avoid it.
Patrone throws a series of punches but Franpsycho moves out of range.
Patrone throws a body punch but Franpsycho moves out of range.
Franpsycho lands a jab to Patrone's midsection.
Patrone looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Franpsycho misses the shot to the body.
Franpsycho cracks Patrone with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Patrone defending well as Franpsycho loads up on a big left hand.
Patrone steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Franpsycho.
Franpsycho throws a nice looking combination but Patrone bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Patrone is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Cash Patrone has been cut.
Patrone connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Franpsycho connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Franpsycho lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Patrone has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Patrone and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Franpsycho circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Patrone to the canvas! Patrone doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Franpsycho keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). San Franpsycho!
San Franpsycho retains his heavyweight title!
Post fight, San Franpsycho took to the microphone: 'The heavyweight divison belongs to me. Stay away from my belt. This is the only warning.'.