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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oscar Hernandez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hernandez's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cocteau Twins - Song to the Siren. Blithering Idiot has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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162 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
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180 cm
27
167 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Oscar Hernandez!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot checks the leg kick.
Idiot slips a jab and a cross from Hernandez.
Idiot walks into a straight right hand from Hernandez.
Idiot scores with a jab to the head.
It looks like Oscar Hernandez has been cut.
Hernandez takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Idiot sends Hernandez crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Idiot is motioning to the referee to let Hernandez up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Hernandez is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hernandez misses with a wild combination.
Oh Hernandez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Idiot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hernandez shoots and misses
and Idiot scores with a counter punch that sends Hernandez to the canvas! Idiot smells blood - he's punishing Hernandez with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Hernandez has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot is the new lightweight champion!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
68% |
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