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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mathias Falcao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dude McWrestler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falcao comes to the cage accompanied by Orgasmatron. McWrestler is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dude - Tenacious D. Mathias Falcao has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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167 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mathias Falcao!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dude McWrestler!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Dean Styles and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from McWrestler.
Sloppy strikes from Falcao. Those never looked like landing.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Falcao was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Falcao gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows McWrestler to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses.
McWrestler trying to control but Falcao is working from the bottom.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Falcao.
Falcao keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
Dude McWrestler has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Falcao throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Falcao stuffs the takedown attempt from McWrestler. McWrestler gets slowly back to his feet.
Falcao thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Falcao.
Falcao throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Falcao works the jab nicely.
Falcao missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Falcao moves out of range.
Falcao lands a jab to McWrestler's midsection.
Falcao swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Falcao throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mathias Falcao is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler avoids a punch combination nicely.
McWrestler looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Falcao as McWrestler shoots in.
Mathias Falcao has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Falcao bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Falcao tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Falcao.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Falcao.
Falcao lands a really nice looking cross but McWrestler seems unphased.
Falcao lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Falcao.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Falcao.
Falcao ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Falcao throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Falcao changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Falcao connects with a combination that backs up McWrestler into the cage. Falcao lands a flurry of punches that gets past McWrestler's guard. McWrestler is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Falcao bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mathias Falcao!
Mathias Falcao retains his lightweight title!
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pop
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