PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex Tremendous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Gein might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Dead Skin Mask. Tremendous has chosen Rex Tremendae as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Gein
vs
Tremendous

177 cm
22
162 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

180 cm
21
150 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

ADCC Champion
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ed Gein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rex Tremendous!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Bruno Lombardi and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gein throws the left hand but Tremendous avoids the punch easily.
A jab from Tremendous does it's job there.
Tremendous misses with a hook. Gein ducked under it nicely.
A head kick misses from Tremendous.
Tremendous throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Tremendous tries to keep at a distance but Gein has taken the fight into the clinch.
Tremendous has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Gein lands with a right to the head.
Still in the clinch, Gein scores with a nice short uppercut.
Tremendous is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tremendous is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gein creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gein prevents Tremendous from breaking the clinch.
Gein lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tremendous wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Gein has him pressed against the cage.
Gein scores with a shot to the side of Tremendous's head.
Gein lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gein.
Tremendous takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gein digs a right hand into Tremendous's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tremendous's gas tank.
A body shot lands from Gein.
Gein lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein with a knee to the head.

Tremendous is rocked!

It looks like Rex Tremendous has been cut.
Gein lands a big right hand that drops Tremendous! The killer instinct kicks in and Gein finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Gein!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ed Gein!
A very excited looking Ed Gein made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.