PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mac Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pay Attention (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyson's entrance music is Punch-Out!!! - Theme Song. A fine choice. Mac Tyson has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Tyson
vs
Attention

225 cm
23
304 lbs
11 - 0 - 0

200 cm
23
300 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

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1337 ANZAC

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mac Tyson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pay Attention!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Joseph Jones and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Attention misses with a body shot.
Attention throws a series of punches but Tyson avoids them all with ease.
Tyson just misses with a punch to the body.
Attention misses with a body shot.
Tyson scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Nice defenses there by Attention.
Tyson blocks a jab.
Attention throws out a loose jab but Tyson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tyson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tyson throws an overhand right that lands on Attention's shoulder, as Attention tries to avoid the shot.
Tyson drops his hands momentarily and Attention takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tyson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tyson looks to land a left hand but Attention moved out of range nicely.
Tyson takes a swing at Attention's ribcage but misses.
Tyson with a jab.
Tyson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Attention slips under a jab.
Attention on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson missing with a left hand there. Attention was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Attention just misses with a punch to the body.
Tyson shoots in but Attention avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Attention has taken the fight to the clinch.
Attention throws a head punch that misses.
Attention prevents Tyson from breaking the clinch.
Attention softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tyson taking a breather.
Attention misses with a punch on the inside.
Attention fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tyson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tyson.
Tyson blocks a body shot from Attention.
Tyson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Attention throws a punch but it's blocked by Tyson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from Tyson.
Tyson blocking some punches.
Tyson swings wildly with an uppercut but Attention uses good head movement to avoid it.
Attention misses with a short punch on the inside.
Attention swings wildly with an uppercut but Tyson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Attention lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tyson working aggressively here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Attention tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Attention misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tyson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Attention.
Tyson can't break the clinch.
Attention tries to throw a body punch but Tyson avoids it by throwing Attention back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Tyson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Attention.
Attention fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Attention fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Attention.

Tyson is rocked!
Attention pushes Tyson against the cage. Attention is working some dirty boxing. Attention pushes off with a quick right hook! Tyson goes down! Tyson tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Attention moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pay Attention!
Pay Attention is the new super heavyweight champion!
Pay Attention decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.