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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jack Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jori Jujipallo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jujipallo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Mean Kitty Song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! On his way into the cage it seems that Jack Ass has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jack Ass seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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196 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
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185 cm
26
190 lbs
15 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jori Jujipallo!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Jujipallo.
Jujipallo checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Ass moves into the clinch.
Jujipallo tries to pull guard but Ass holds him up against the cage and eventually Jujipallo drops back down to his feet.
Ass effectively controlling the action here.
Jujipallo tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ass smiles and moves away.
Jujipallo with a poor takedown
and Ass counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jack Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jori Jujipallo.
Jujipallo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ass.
Ass waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jujipallo.
Ass stuns Jujipallo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jujipallo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ass connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jujipallo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jujipallo blocks a jab.
Jack Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ass misses with a hook.
Ass works the jab nicely.
Ass forces Jujipallo back against the cage and clinches.
Nice body punch from Ass.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ass takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jujipallo tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ass smiles and moves away.
Ass misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jujipallo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Ass looks to land a combination but Jujipallo avoids it well.
Jujipallo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ass. Ass obviously looking to wear him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jujipallo shoots in for a takedown but Ass shows good takedown defense.
Ass lands a nice hook to Jujipallo's body. Jujipallo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ass cracks Jujipallo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ass tries to land a front kick but Jujipallo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ass misses with a wild combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Ass.
Ass throws a head kick but Jujipallo moves out of range.
Jujipallo takes a jab right on the kisser.
Ass throws a hook but Jujipallo avoids it easily.
Ass thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jujipallo misses with a takedown attempt
and Ass counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ass throws a right and a left that Jujipallo avoids nicely.
Ass tried to score with a low kick but Jujipallo checks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jujipallo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jujipallo shoots and misses
and Ass counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Jujipallo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jujipallo fails to pull guard.
Ass dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Jujipallo pulls Ass into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ass sitting in guard here, content to control.
Ass connects with a couple of short punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jujipallo is trying to control the position but Ass postures up.
Ass is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Ass dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Jujipallo avoids a kick to the body.
Jujipallo shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ass defends it nicely.
Ass buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jujipallo tries to keep at a distance but Ass has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ass breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jujipallo is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ass sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ass closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jujipallo jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ass walks away with a smile on his face. Jujipallo gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Jack Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jori Jujipallo.
Ass darts in and clinches Jujipallo up against the cage.
Ass misses with an elbow over the top.
Jujipallo tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jujipallo tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ass just stands there and leans against the cage.
Ass misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jujipallo.
Jujipallo tries to pull guard but Ass holds him up against the cage and eventually Jujipallo drops back down to his feet.
Ass gets through Jujipallo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ass's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A cross from Ass lands.
Jujipallo on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jujipallo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ass counters with a straight right hand.
Ass misses with a series of wild punches.
Jack Ass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jujipallo has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ass scores with a body shot.
Ass fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jujipallo, pushing him back against the cage.
Ass scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Ass.
Ass trying to land knees to the body.
Ass is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jujipallo can do to turn this around?
Ass taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass lands a nice uppercut.
Ass content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Ass seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Jujipallo tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ass just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jujipallo tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ass smiles and moves away.
Ass misses with a few strikes there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jujipallo tries for a takedown but Ass circles away easily
and Ass counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ass with a jab.
Ass clinches with his opponent.
Jujipallo tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ass lands with a left to the head.
Ass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ass digs a right hand underneath Jujipallo's ribcage. Jujipallo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ass stalling against the cage.
Nice body punch from Ass - that landed with a thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Ass dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Ass lands a jab.
Jujipallo tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Jujipallo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ass keeps Jujipallo at a distance using the push kick.
Ass instigates a clinch.
Jack Ass has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ass lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jujipallo tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ass smiles and moves away.
Jujipallo gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ass counters with a stiff right hand.
Ass throws a nice looking combination but Jujipallo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ass feints a jab promting Jujipallo to slip. Ass then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Jujipallo slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Jujipallo is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jujipallo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jujipallo is still on wobbly legs! Can Ass finish him?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass throws a jab but it's blocked by Jujipallo.
Jujipallo seems to have recovered his senses.
Ass connects with a body shot.
Ass misses with a series of wild punches.
A jab-cross combination lands for Ass and sends Jujipallo crashing to the mat! Ass follows him down to the mat - Jujipallo regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
Ass tries to pass to full mount but Jujipallo defends it.
Ass looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Ass wants to pass to mount but Jujipallo is defending the position.
Ass content to control rather than advance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ass prevents Jujipallo from improving his position.
Ass content to control rather than advance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Jack Ass just wasn't active enough.
Ass closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass has clasped his hands together around Jujipallo's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
You can see the frustration on Jujipallo's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Jujipallo is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Jujipallo is trying to escape the position but Ass is controlling the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Ass has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Jack Ass is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jack Ass.
Jujipallo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ass counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jujipallo thinking.
Jack Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jori Jujipallo.
Ass misses with a wild body shot.
Jujipallo with a poor takedown
and Ass counters with a left to the body.
Ass works over Jujipallo's head and body with a nice combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ass looks to land a combination but Jujipallo avoids it well.
Ass fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jujipallo manages to avoid it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Ass showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ass has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Ass!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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