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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes into the arena with Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square blaring out of the sound system. Slice has chosen All I Do is Win as his entrance music. Patrick Bateman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kimbo Slice's chin.
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275 lbs
20 - 5 - 0 |
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185 cm
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240 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Slice jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bateman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bateman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slice on the side of the head.
Bateman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slice.
Bateman throws a leg kick that is checked
and Slice counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Slice throws a hook to the side of Bateman's head but Bateman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bateman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Slice taking a breather.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice left hand lands by Bateman.
Bateman slows down the pace here.
Slice misses with a body punch.
Bateman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A telegraphed right hand from Slice misses the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice cracks Bateman with an open hand slap.
Slice sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A jab from Bateman misses.
Bateman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slice.
A big right from Slice misses.
Bateman has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Slice clobbers Bateman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bateman throws a hook but Slice avoids it easily.
Slice looks to land a combination. Bateman sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slice avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slice walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Slice moves out of range of the body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman scores with a decent looking hook.
It looks like Kimbo Slice has been cut.
Bateman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bateman looks to score with a jab to the body but Slice is just out of range.
Slice avoids the head kick by Bateman.
Slice lands a nice shot that snaps Bateman's head back.
Bateman cracks Slice with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bateman.
Bateman is looking to score with low kicks.
Bateman gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bateman tries to clinch but Slice moves out of range.
Bateman slips a straight right by Slice.
Bateman swings for the body but Slice moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Slice.
Bateman stuns Slice with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slice looks gassed!
Slice looks to score with a jab to the body but Bateman is just out of range.
Bateman throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Slice counters with a slapping leg kick.
Slice loads up on a big right hand but Bateman slips the punch.
Bateman fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Slice uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bateman.
Bateman is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slice scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Bateman connects with a solid leg kick.
A jab from Bateman does it's job there.
Bateman scores with a push kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bateman just misses with a punch to the body.
Bateman lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bateman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bateman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slice. That did some damage!
Bateman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bateman throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bateman loads up on a big right hand but Slice slips the punch.
Bateman misses the jab.
Bateman is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bateman lands a nice looking body shot.
Slice stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bateman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patrick Bateman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kimbo Slice's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Decent striking displayed by Bateman there.
Slice avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slice throws a series of punches but Bateman avoids them all with ease.
Slice with a nice cross.
Slice might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Nice uppercut lands for Bateman. That snapped Slice's head back.
Bateman drops Slice with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Slice looks back up at him and smiles so Bateman waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Slice is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bateman misses with the combination.
Slice is still on wobbly legs! Can Bateman finish him?
Slice fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bateman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Slice stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bateman scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Bateman.
Slice seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice body kick there by Bateman.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Bateman! Slice is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman retains his heavyweight title!
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hype
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