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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Zizzmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and PJ Stalker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that PJ Stalker was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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225 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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190 cm
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245 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Experienced |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joey Zizzmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, PJ Stalker!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Steve Smith and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stalker wants to clinch up but Zizzmen keeps it at a distance.
Stalker is looking to clinch.
Zizzmen clinches up against the cage.
Zizzmen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Stalker throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Zizzmen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Stalker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zizzmen blocks the elbow strike.
Zizzmen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zizzmen manages to break the clinch.
Zizzmen has taken the fight to the clinch.
Stalker should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A shot in the inside from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Zizzmen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Stalker backwards.
Stalker is rocked!
Zizzmen leaning his opponent against the cage.
Stalker is still on wobbly legs! Can Zizzmen finish him?
Stalker throws an elbow but it misses.
Stalker throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Stalker seems to have recovered his senses.
Stalker connects with a knee to the head.
Zizzmen taking a breather.
Stalker with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zizzmen lands a big right hand! Stalker is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joey Zizzmen!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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