PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Box Spar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Humpy Dumpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Spar
vs
Dumpy

192 cm
23
272 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

190 cm
27
275 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Box Spar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Humpy Dumpy!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Aafke Stam and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumpy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Spar checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Spar cracks Dumpy with an open hand slap.
Humpy Dumpy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spar throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dumpy on the side of the head.
Dumpy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dumpy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dumpy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spar.
Spar misses with a series of wild punches.
Dumpy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dumpy lands a brutal head kick. Spar looks out on his feet and Dumpy throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Humpy Dumpy!
Humpy Dumpy is the new super heavyweight champion!