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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Will Ferrell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Sasquatch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Will Ferrell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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218 lbs
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200 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Will Ferrell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Daniel Sasquatch!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sasquatch shoots for a takedown but Ferrell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Ferrell lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sasquatch circles away quickly and effectively.
Sasquatch swinging wildly here.
Ferrell drives through with a takedown into guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ferrell accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ferrell wants to pass the guard but Sasquatch is keeping the position.
Ferrell scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Sasquatch keeping moving, preventing Ferrell from controlling successfully.
Ferrell is really struggling to control Sasquatch but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Ferrell postures up and lands a big shot to Sasquatch's brow.
Ferrell has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Ferrell wanted to stand there but Sasquatch had control of the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferrell is looking to work some ground and pound but Sasquatch has wrist control.
Ferrell postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Ferrell lands a couple of elbows.
Sasquatch pushes Ferrell off and scrambles back to his feet.
Sasquatch looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ferrell blocks a head kick by Sasquatch.
Ferrell closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Ferrell controls the position.
Ferrell scores with a couple of short elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferrell working the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferrell is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Sasquatch knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Sasquatch explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Sasquatch looks gassed!
Sasquatch misses with a head kick.
Sasquatch stuffs the takedown.
Sasquatch gets tackled into the cage by Ferrell. Ferrell maintains the clinch.
Ferrell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ferrell fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Sasquatch closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Ferrell's guard.
Sasquatch wanted to stand there but Ferrell had control of the position.
Ferrell is pulling down on Sasquatch's head. It's preventing any offense from Sasquatch, at least for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferrell wants to sweep here but Sasquatch controlling him for the moment.
Sasquatch controls from within his opponent's guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Sasquatch stands up and waves to Ferrell to follow him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferrell closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Sasquatch quickly recovers to half guard.
Ferrell performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Sasquatch wants to improve his position but Ferrell is controlling well.
Ferrell wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sasquatch keeps working.
Ferrell is looking for a kimura here.
Ferrell is working for a submission of some sort.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Sasquatch pushes Ferrell off and gets back to his feet.
Ferrell feints and as Sasquatch raises his hands in defense, Ferrell changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Ferrell working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Ferrell stands up from Sasquatch's guard - Ferrell perhaps looking for a knockout.
Nice takedown defense from Sasquatch. No joy for Ferrell on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Will Ferrell. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Sasquatch shoots for a takedown but Ferrell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sasquatch throws a head kick that misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Ferrell.
Sasquatch fails with a takedown attempt.
Sasquatch defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ferrell.
Some wild striking there from Ferrell.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sasquatch is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sasquatch throws a head kick that misses.
Sasquatch gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Ferrell to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Sasquatch kicks Ferrell off and gets to his feet.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Ferrell instigates a clinch.
Ferrell has Sasquatch pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Ferrell pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Sasquatch tumbling to the mat - Ferrell dives into Sasquatch's guard.
Sasquatch is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Ferrell in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Ferrell gets to his feet - Sasquatch follows without any prompting.
Sasquatch blocks a head kick by Ferrell.
Sasquatch gets caught napping as Ferrell dives in and scores a takedown. Sasquatch manages to retain guard.
Sasquatch looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferrell stands up and waves to Sasquatch to follow him.
Sasquatch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sasquatch stuffs the takedown attempt from Ferrell. Ferrell gets slowly back to his feet.
Good leg kick by Sasquatch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ferrell moves into the clinch.
Sasquatch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ferrell.
Ferrell wants a takedown but no success here.
Sasquatch looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ferrell is trying to drag Sasquatch to the mat but Sasquatch just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Sasquatch has had enough of the clinch but Ferrell keeps him there for the moment.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Sasquatch is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferrell tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Sasquatch just stands there and leans against the cage.
Ferrell gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Sasquatch is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Ferrell landing with the ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ferrell decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ferrell.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Will Ferrell dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Ferrell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ferrell tries to clinch up but Sasquatch circles away and keeps his distance.
Ferrell shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sasquatch as he jumps to the side.
Ferrell looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Ferrell got a little sloppy there for a moment and Sasquatch has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Ferrell has managed to get both his arms back between Sasquatch's legs - danger averted.
Ferrell throwing strikes from guard but Sasquatch blocks nicely.
Sasquatch working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ferrell doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ferrell manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ferrell postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferrell thows a big elbow that misses.
Ferrell preventing the sweep.
Ferrell is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Ferrell gets to his feet - Sasquatch follows without any prompting.
Will Ferrell is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick from Sasquatch lands but Ferrell takes it in his stride.
Ferrell closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Sasquatch takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Ferrell is trying to get an arm triangle but Sasquatch is defending well.
Ferrell lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferrell working the head with strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferrell scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Sasquatch to see if he's OK.
Sasquatch is not content to let Ferrell control the position.
Will Ferrell overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Ferrell advances to full mount.
Sasquatch in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Ferrell has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Sasquatch's face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee warns Sasquatch that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Ferrell has control of Sasquatch's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Sasquatch regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Ferrell trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Ferrell content just to control the position here.
Ferrell scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Sasquatch?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferrell lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Sasquatch in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Ferrell sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sasquatch really wants to buck Ferrell off and get back to his feet.
A nice elbow there by Ferrell.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Ferrell scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Sasquatch?
Ferrell fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Ferrell controlling the pace for now.
Ferrell is landing with some decent strikes but Sasquatch is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Ferrell working the ground and pound effectively.
Ferrell dominating with strikes here.
Ferrell in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Sasquatch is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferrell postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Sasquatch in real trouble here! The ref calls for Sasquatch to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Will Ferrell!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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