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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cock Blocker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Motherfucka Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blocker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is You ain't getting no pussy tonight bi..atch!!. Jones has chosen Real Hero as his entrance music. Motherfucka Jones is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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154 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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169 cm
18
148 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cock Blocker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Motherfucka Jones!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones throws a right and a left that Blocker avoids nicely.
Jones misses with a few strikes there.
Blocker tries to sprawl but Jones drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Blocker is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Jones wants to take a breather but Blocker is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones stops Blocker from getting back to his feet.
Blocker is in trouble now - Jones has advanced to mount!
Jones swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Blocker is now in Jones's guard. A big mistake from Jones there, giving up the dominant position!
Blocker chips away with some ground and pound.
Blocker gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Blocker tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Blocker throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Jones was covering up waiting for the punch and Blocker finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Blocker gets to his feet - Jones follows without any prompting.
Jones defending well as Blocker loads up on a big left hand.
Blocker misses with the combination.
Blocker connects with a right hand. Jones shakes it off.
Jones walks into a jab.
Blocker misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Blocker does no damage.
Nice jab there from Blocker.
Jones swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Blocker connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jones's hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Blocker manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Jones on his heels. He'll look to pass Jones's guard now, I'm sure.
Blocker gets to his feet - Jones follows without any prompting.
Jones dodges the punch combination from Blocker.
Blocker throws a right hand that Jones ducks under and follows up with a left that Jones also avoids with ease.
Jones throws a right hand that Blocker ducks under and follows up with a left that Blocker also avoids with ease.
Nice straight punches there by Blocker. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Blocker.
Blocker fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jones sprawls well initially but Blocker persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Blocker blocks the strikes from Jones.
Blocker seems to be working for a kimura but Jones defends the submission attempt.
Blocker stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Jones to get to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blocker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cock Blocker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blocker tries to clinch there but Jones circles away.
Blocker gets a takedown into half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jones looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Jones looks like he's trying to stand up.
Jones looks gassed!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Blocker escapes and gets back to his feet.
Left hook, right uppercut from Blocker.
Blocker connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Blocker misses with a looping right.
Blocker pushes Jones up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones is trying to push Blocker away but Blocker has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blocker jumps guard but Jones stands there with Blocker around his waist. Blocker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Blocker throws an elbow but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cock Blocker dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Jones shoots in and drives through. Blocker sprawls well.
Blocker misses the jab.
Blocker looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jones feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Blocker's calf.
Blocker closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Jones quickly recovers to half guard.
Jones looking for submissions off his back.
Blocker slips a nice elbow through Jones's hands, connecting with Jones's forehead.
Blocker content to control rather than advance.
Jones looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones wants to get back to full guard.
Jones is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Blocker stands up and beckons Jones to join him on the feet.
Jones is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Blocker.
A head kick misses from Blocker.
Blocker works Jones's body with a nice hook.
Blocker scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though.
Jones fails with a takedown attempt.
Blocker manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Jones on his heels. He'll look to pass Jones's guard now, I'm sure.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones is looking for a triangle here but Blocker uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blocker decides to stand up, so the ref orders Jones to his feet.
Blocker connects with a leg kick. Jones looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Blocker throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Jones was covering up waiting for the punch and Blocker finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Blocker decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Jones gets tackled into the cage by Blocker. Blocker maintains the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blocker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Blocker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Blocker has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Jones clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Jones wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blocker has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Jones's body.
Blocker has one arm under Jones 's neck. Jones is controlling the other arm well. He's just looking to survive right now. Blocker manages to get his arm free though and Jones is in a world of trouble! Blocker sinks in the hooks and squeezes! Jones turns purple and then goes limp. The referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Cock Blocker!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
45% |
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