PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sam Snoozer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uno Louner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snoozer comes to the cage accompanied by Prodigy - Spitfire. This should be fireworks!

Snoozer
vs
Louner

205 cm
23
188 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

178 cm
26
183 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sam Snoozer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Uno Louner!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Vladimir Khabensky and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Louner displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Snoozer.
Snoozer doesn't manage to clinch there - Louner circles away.
Snoozer scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Snoozer on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Louner thows a left - swing and a miss!
Louner scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Snoozer doesn't seem bothered though.
Snoozer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Snoozer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Louner circles away quickly and effectively.
Louner uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snoozer.
Snoozer tries to bum rush Louner with a series of wild strikes but Louner uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Snoozer closes the distance and clinches.

Louner manages to pull guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snoozer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Snoozer throws a big right hand that misses.
Snoozer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Louner preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snoozer advances to half guard.
Snoozer with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Snoozer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Louner is not content to let Snoozer control the position.
Louner works his way to full guard. Good work.
Snoozer postures up in Louner's guard and throws a big left but Louner blocks it.
Louner can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Snoozer controls the pace.
Snoozer lands a couple of elbows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snoozer is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Snoozer postures up in Louner's guard and throws a big left but Louner blocks it.
Louner being controlled here, momentarily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Snoozer makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snoozer postures up in Louner's guard and throws a big left but Louner blocks it.
Snoozer controls from within his opponent's guard.
Louner is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Snoozer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Louner.
Snoozer is looking to slow Louner down with leg kicks.
Louner takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Louner on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Louner misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Louner connects with a right hand. Snoozer shakes it off.
Snoozer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Louner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Snoozer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice uppercut there from Louner.
Snoozer blocks a jab.
Louner checks the leg kick nicely there.
Snoozer loads up on a big right hand but Louner slips the punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Louner takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Snoozer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Snoozer throws a nice looking combination but Louner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Snoozer is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Louner's half guard.
Snoozer is trying to control. Louner wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sam Snoozer dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Snoozer missing with a left hand there. Louner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Louner darts in and clinches Snoozer up against the cage.
Louner drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Louner wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Louner is looking to break free of the clinch but Snoozer has double underhooks.
Louner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Snoozer.
Snoozer lands a shoulder strike.
Louner gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Snoozer.

Louner gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Snoozer is adopting a defensive guard.
Louner is looking to advance position but Snoozer has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Louner trying desperately to get to his feet.
Snoozer is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Louner can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Louner tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Snoozer controlling from mount.
Snoozer working some short elbows here. He postures up to throw some more ground and pound but Louner slips a leg through to get back to half guard. Nice work.
Snoozer will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Snoozer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snoozer wants to control but Louner is keeping him busy.
Snoozer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Snoozer scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Snoozer wants to take a breather but Louner is having none of it.
Snoozer sitting and controlling from the half guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Sam Snoozer wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Snoozer just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Louner blocks a head kick by Snoozer.
Snoozer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Louner ducks under a wild hook from Snoozer.
Snoozer swings for the body but Louner moves out of range.
Snoozer misses with a body kick.
Snoozer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Snoozer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Louner lands a nice shot that snaps Snoozer's head back.
Louner moves out of range as Snoozer throws a body kick.
Snoozer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A big left from Louner misses.
A jab from Louner misses.
Louner cracks Snoozer with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Louner misses the shot to the body.
Snoozer throws a body punch but Louner moves out of range.
Louner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Snoozer thows a body shot but no joy.
Louner throws a jab but it's blocked by Snoozer.
Snoozer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Louner checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Louner shoots in but no luck this time.
Louner looks to land a right hand but Snoozer moved out of range.
Snoozer throws a body punch but Louner moves out of range.
Louner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Louner dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Snoozer misses the body punch
and Louner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Snoozer is rocked!
Louner connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Snoozer to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Louner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Uno Louner!
Uno Louner is the new welterweight champion!
Uno Louner really struggled to get his t-shirt was on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Perkele! logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.